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norman: love is dead and never existed. all you ever did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. you are the definition of dread.

emma: you’ve been making dumb poetry like this for the last 20 minutes, are you alright?

norman, tearing up: ray stole my garlic bread

ray: emma’s missing!! can you find her?

isabella: what? do you think i have her microchipped or something?

ray: well, do you?

isabella:...

isabella: yeah hang on.

Yuugo: “do NOT call me ‘dad’”

Emma: “okay, Mister, what about...”

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Yuugo: “do NOT call me ‘dad’”

Ray: “bitch.”

Yuugo: “...that’s fair, I’ll take it”

Emma: [looks at map] Wow, it’s a barren, featureless desert out there, isn’t it?

Ray: The other side, Emma.

Norman: I care about all my friends equally

Ray: We were attacked while you were gone

Norman: Is Emma okay???

(inspired by this post by @alvacchi)

Yuugo: You're surprisingly mature for a person who's so naive.

Emma: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Yuugo in the bunker: Could a depressed person do this? *drinks tea and eats a singular cookie*

Ray: you simp for Emma.

Norman: No I don't

Ray holds up a picture of the sun and Emma: which is the sun?

Norman: they're the same picture

Ray: see

Norman: crap

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