#incorrect undertale quote

[yuckydraws]

Sans, concerned as he finds Y/n crying: sweetheart, what’s wrong?

Y/n, sniffling: I don’t know... I’m just going through a tough time...

Sans: ... wanna hug it out?

Y/n: Yeah.

Sans, opening his arms with a gentle smile: c’mere then.

Y/n, rushing into his arms: ...

Sans, murmuring: i’m sorry you’re going through a tough time. i get it. believe me, been there, done that. but everyday above ground is a great day, remember that.

Y/n, leaning into the hug: Thank you...

Sans, rubbing their back softly:

Y/n, suddenly stiffening:

Sans: are you okay?

Y/n, shoving out of his hold, sob laughing: No! I’m not! Did you just fucking quote a Pitbull song at me?!

[nightmarexcross]

Chapstick.

*Nightmare kisses Cross but pulls back suddenly* Nightmare: are you wearing chapstick? Cross: ....its uh....it’s cherry- Nightmare: .... Cross: .... Nightmare: How about you just kiss me every time your lips get dry? Cross: *flustered noises*

—mod Error: I love human crossmare and this made me smile so much ♡

[susielesbianism]

Undyne: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HER SISTER WAS A CATGIRL! AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE, ALPHYS!

Mettaton: *cracking up in the background*

Alphys, knowing full well that Undyne is wrong but mildly amused by her passionate gf’s rantings: I’m gonna stab her.

Undyne: YOU’RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU’RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG!? AM I WRONG?

Alphys: I’m not fighting with you.

Undyne: SHE HAS CAT EARS AND CAN CONTROL PEOPLE WITH KISSES, ALPHYS! GROW UP. GROW UP.

[incorrectundertalequote]

Alphys: You’re all idiots! You can fix the problem yourselves because I’m done.

*5 minutes later*

Alphys: Oh my God, give me that. I have to do everything myself around here because of your painful incompetence

[yuckydraws]

Y/n, climbing into the car: Hey, thanks for picking me up guys!

Papyrus, starting to drive: You’re welcome human!!

Sans, turning to look at them from the passenger seat: hey, no skin off my bones.

Papyrus, annoyed: Please, you aren’t even the one driving.

Y/n, joining in: Aw what’s wrong, don’t have the funny bone today?

Papyrus, clenching the wheel: I will leave this car!

Sans, tutting: guess he’s just not feeling humerus right now.

Papyrus, calmly pulling over, parking, and getting out of the car: …

Y/n, feeling guilty: Shit, did we go too far?

Sans, shrugging: nah, he’s just skull-king.

Papyrus, overhearing and screeching: I AM TOO HOT FOR THIS!!

[yuckydraws]

Papyrus, FaceTiming Y/n while on a run: I’m running in preparation to give you a big hug when I see you!

Y/n: Awe that’s sweet!

Papyrus: Unless you do not want to be touched. Then I will stand at a distance and wave my hand aggressively!

Y/n: Ohh don’t worry big guy, I want a hug!

Papyrus, beaming and blushing, and starting to run faster: Oh ho-

[yuckydraws]

Red, looking at presents underneath the gyftmas tree: babe I think you need to do more shopping.

Y/n, getting nervous: What is there not enough? Should I get more-

Red, smirking: none of these look like a milf.

Y/n: .....

Red: ....

Y/n: We’re literally married you-

[yuckydraws]

Y/n: I guess I’m just too tough to cry ┐(´～｀)┌

Seeing how much bigoted humans comments affect HT paps: ...

Y/n, sobbing: HE DESERVES HAPPINESS-