#incorrect valdangelo

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Post HoO:

Leo: Hmph, you’d think the gods might’ve coughed up some kinda reward for us, y’know, saving their asses and the world.

Nico, absently: Maybe the real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Leo: I almost died.

Nico: That’s my fondest one.

[ghostgirlkillerqueen]

Nico:*sneezes*

Leo: omg Nico is dabbing

Nico: im not i have allergies

Nico:*tries to hold a sneeze in*

Percy: oohh he's gonna do it again. Fukin' hit it Neeks!

[nicodibaengelo]

Nico: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.

Leo: Last night you sent me a bunch of heart emojis.

Nico: Out of anger.

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Percy: You look beat, man. Busy day?

Jason, relaxing tiredly: Bout a half hour ago I heard Nico in the other room say “are you sure this is a good idea?”

Percy, confused: Yeah, so?

Jason, solemnly: And Leo replied “yeah. Trust me”. I have never moved so quickly in my life.

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Leo: Will you just trust me on this?

Nico: You should trust me. My instincts about people are much better than yours.

Leo, offended: Excuse me?

Nico, diplomatically: For example, I picked you. Reasonable. Good return on investment.

Nico: You, however, picked me. Clearly something is wrong with you.

Leo, still offended: *opening and closing his mouth*

Leo, sighing: You know, fair point. Lead on.

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Leo: *frantically rubbing himself down with balloons*

Nico: What on earth are you doing?

Leo: I’m about to try asking Jason out.

Nico, sarcastically: Sure, that explains everything.

Leo, impatiently: I need it to go well. Look at that face. He must have people hitting on him all the time, so I need a way to stand out.

Leo, grinning: So I’m going to use static electricity to create an electric shock when I casually touch him, so sparks will literally fly when I ask him out.

Nico, amused: Okay, well have fun tricking Jason into falling in love with you.

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Leo: How come you’ve been so nice to me lately?

Nico: What do you mean?

Leo: I dunno. You’ve just been weirdly pleasant.

Nico, shrugging: I can punch you in the face, if it makes you more comfortable.

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Nico: So word around camp is you and Jason are an item now?

Leo: Yep! Pretty neat, huh?

Nico, sucking in through the teeth: Big responsibility for you though.

Leo: What do you mean?

Nico: Well, he’s just become reliant on glasses, right? If his vision gets worse, and let’s be honest: it will - You’re gonna be the person taking care of him. Feeding, bathing, describing the ocean.

Leo: …Okay?

Nico, wistfully: It’s gonna be beautiful, like a Nicola Sparks novel.

Nico, squeezing his shoulder: I’m excited about that for you.