#incorrect solangelo

[aficionadoenthusiast]

will: are nico and percy still at the zoo?

annabeth: yeah, percy's been sending me pictures of animals all day

will: really? all i've gotten from nico is a 5 second video of a lizard falling over with the caption "moron. this is you"

will: i love him

[percabethlovebot]

Will: Who traumatized you?

Nico: Do you want a list?

Will, pulling out a sword: Yeah, actually.

[logolepsy-babble]

Will, concerned: “What’s wrong with you?”

Nico: “A lot actually. I have a lot of mental disorders.”

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Will: You’re like 15 years old

Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!

[fefefeart]

Will: wait wait WAIT you're telling me you had a crush on Percy? Nico: yeah... Will: Will: same. Nico: Will: Nico: it'S HIS EYES- Will: I KNOW!

[aiyaar]

Nico: a pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it's immortal and you've curses it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die

Will: Nico, it's 3 a.m. go to sleep

[lilacnekonoir]

Will, knowing Nico hasn't slept for 3 days: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, di Angelo.

Nico, tiredly: You can't expect me to look at those eyes and be straight

Will: *blushing* *stammering* I'm serious, Nico.

[fallenivyyyyy]

Will uses his and Nico's dates as methods to blackmail Nico into actually, y'know, functioning as a healthy human being.

Nico: hey, want to watch this anime together?

Will: then you'd better eat something other than cereal bars and coffee. I know you're the ghost king and all but it's like living with an actual zombie.

Or

Nico: I really want to kiss you right now

Will: drink another cup of water and I'll think about it

Or

Nico: Will, the love of my life, will you marry me-

Will: not until you have an actual sleep schedule. But actually yes Nico I love you