Sep 25, 2024
Mona: Wario, are you crying? Aww you do have a heart.
Wario: *Sniff* Yeah thats what poor people have instead of money.
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Mona: Wario, are you crying? Aww you do have a heart.
Wario: *Sniff* Yeah thats what poor people have instead of money.
*Mewtwo vs Wario in a smash match*
*Mewtwos smash bar fills up*
Wario: Im cooked.
*A smash ball appears*
Wario: Im back.
*Its a fake*
Wario: Im cooked.
Its Cooking WaWa not Cooking Mama, we cant break copyright.
Wario
(gasp) You can get paid to make people miserable? All these years, I've been doing it for free!
Wario
I love it! Theres no greater joy in life than making people mad.
Waluigi
He's hideous... abysmal... treacherous... pathetic... he's everything I want. Everyone judges me, but I'll be the first to say it... I love you, horrendous old man. *points to Wario* Thats my baby girl.
Mona
*Waluigi is holding a bob-omb*
Waluigi: Where should I put this so it won't harm anyone we know or care about?
Wario: Out the window Wal! There's nobody but strangers out there!
(Waluigi lobs the bob-omb out the window, whereupon it explodes.)
Waluigi: I hope there was nobody on that bus.
Wario: Nobody we know, at least.
there's twwwwwoooooooooooooo things that solve every problem: Money and Explosives *gasp* I’VE GOT AN IDEA!
Wario