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Twelve: Do you want to play 20 questions?

Clara: Sure, what's your favourite colour?

Twelve, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

Twelve: I got us matching bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship!

Clara: Doctor, these are handcuffs

The Doctor: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.

Clara: That sounds like a challenge.

The Doctor: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Clara: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

The Doctor: There is no challenge!

Rigsy: There's this girl I really like, but I don't know how to get her attention...

Twelve: Just throw a book at her. Gets their attention faster than anything.

Clara: No, that's awful adv- Wait, you *accidentally* threw a book at me when we first met.

Twelve: And it worked.

Clara, holding in her laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Twelve: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Clara:

Clara: Water you doing?

Waiter: What can I get you?

Eleven: A chocolate milkshake with two straws, please

Clara: Aw, Doctor...

Eleven: *sticking both straws in his mouth* Clara, watch how fast I can drink this!

Twelve: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT UPSEXY IS!

Clara: Could you rephrase the question, in like, two words maybe?

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