Aug 29, 2025
Bob: You know, I never took the STD test.
*room goes completely quiet*
Bob: I probably would have failed them.
*everyone looks to you in absolute horror*
You: *sighs* He means SAT’s…
Yelena: Oh, thank God.
Bob: Wait, what did I say?
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Bob: You know, I never took the STD test.
*room goes completely quiet*
Bob: I probably would have failed them.
*everyone looks to you in absolute horror*
You: *sighs* He means SAT’s…
Yelena: Oh, thank God.
Bob: Wait, what did I say?
Robin: I just think it’s important to keep what we love closest right now.
*nods of agreement*
Robin: …..Y/N, get off Steve’s lap.
You: But you just said—
You: So, I’ve had an interesting day.
*Bob, Bucky and John immediately on their feet*
Bob: Are you okay???
Bucky: What happened?
John: Do we need to go find someone?
You: Oh, no, there was just this guy—
Bucky: *putting arm back on*
You: —and he—
John: *loading pistol*
You: –asked for my number…
Bucky: *slowly lowers arm*
John: *sets down pistol* Oh-
Bob: *now in full Sentry suit* Which guy was it?
*Thunderbolts sitting around the tv watching the footage of the Void incident*
You: I could take him…
Bucky: What?! We couldn’t even take him before he was the Void!
You: I could take both of them.
John: We all lost horrifically in the fight against Sentry, too!
Bob: I don’t want to fight you, anyways…
You: I never said anything about a fight.
Walker: The good news is, Bob can control his powers!
Bucky: And the bad news?
Bob: *hovering in the corner as void*
Bucky:
Walker: I don’t think he wants to change back.
Bob: Y/N really likes the voice…
You: I have nothing appropriate to say.
Yelena: Okay, we’ll run through it one more time. John?
John: I am Thunder One.
John: Yelena is ‘Been There Done That’.
John: Alexei is ‘It Happened In a Dream Once’.
Bucky: ….
John: Bucky and Ava, you are Thunder Two and Thunder Three.
Bucky and Ava, simultaneously: Oh, thank god.
John: Bob is ‘Currently Doing That’.
John: Y/N, you—
You: Can I be ‘Currently Doing Currently Doing That’?
John: No, I— *horrified* Do you mean as your code name? Or, like…..currently?
You: Whichever.
Mikasa: It’s so nice to be doing a girl’s night!
Sasha: Right, it was so overdue…
Hange: I’m so happy to be included, guys! But why is Eren here?
You: Oh, he’s always here…
Historia: Yeah, he doesn’t really like her to be out of his sight…
Hange: ….
Eren: *staring menacingly from the end of the bed* What? I’m not going to repeat anything— Hey, let’s talk about how annoying Jean is!
Annie: ….Girl are you okay? I mean… him?
Eren: What? I let her put a bow in my hair and everything!
Hange: Do we need to like, intervene, here?
Mikasa: Maybe the pink bow would have been less threatening… But anyway, Jean and Connie are on the other side of the door eavesdropping.
Jean: *bursting through the door, blushing* I knew you would try to get them to talk shit about me, Eren!
you: sorry we’re late, we went to a movie!
*everyone looks up slowly*
bob: and we got slushies!
john: that’s nice.
alexei: i didn’t know they had grape flavor!
yelena: *smirking* they don’t…
bucky: *also smirking* hey bob, what flavor slushie did you get?
bob: blue, why?
john: uh huh, and did you get red?
you: ….yes, why?
bucky: your tongues are purple, you dumbasses.