#incorrect yn

[voidreynolds]

Bob: You know, I never took the STD test.

*room goes completely quiet*

Bob: I probably would have failed them.

*everyone looks to you in absolute horror*

You: *sighs* He means SAT’s…

Yelena: Oh, thank God.

Bob: Wait, what did I say?

[voidreynolds]

Robin: I just think it’s important to keep what we love closest right now.

*nods of agreement*

Robin: …..Y/N, get off Steve’s lap.

You: But you just said—

[voidreynolds]

You: So, I’ve had an interesting day.

*Bob, Bucky and John immediately on their feet*

Bob: Are you okay???

Bucky: What happened?

John: Do we need to go find someone?

You: Oh, no, there was just this guy—

Bucky: *putting arm back on*

You: —and he—

John: *loading pistol*

You: –asked for my number…

Bucky: *slowly lowers arm*

John: *sets down pistol* Oh-

Bob: *now in full Sentry suit* Which guy was it?

[voidreynolds]

*Thunderbolts sitting around the tv watching the footage of the Void incident*

You: I could take him…

Bucky: What?! We couldn’t even take him before he was the Void!

You: I could take both of them.

John: We all lost horrifically in the fight against Sentry, too!

Bob: I don’t want to fight you, anyways…

You: I never said anything about a fight.

[voidreynolds]

Walker: The good news is, Bob can control his powers!

Bucky: And the bad news?

Bob: *hovering in the corner as void*

Bucky:

Walker: I don’t think he wants to change back.

Bob: Y/N really likes the voice…

You: I have nothing appropriate to say.

[voidreynolds]

Yelena: Okay, we’ll run through it one more time. John?

John: I am Thunder One.

John: Yelena is ‘Been There Done That’.

John: Alexei is ‘It Happened In a Dream Once’.

Bucky: ….

John: Bucky and Ava, you are Thunder Two and Thunder Three.

Bucky and Ava, simultaneously: Oh, thank god.

John: Bob is ‘Currently Doing That’.

John: Y/N, you—

You: Can I be ‘Currently Doing Currently Doing That’?

John: No, I— *horrified* Do you mean as your code name? Or, like…..currently?

You: Whichever.

[voidreynolds]

you: sorry we’re late, we went to a movie!

*everyone looks up slowly*

bob: and we got slushies!

john: that’s nice.

alexei: i didn’t know they had grape flavor!

yelena: *smirking* they don’t…

bucky: *also smirking* hey bob, what flavor slushie did you get?

bob: blue, why?

john: uh huh, and did you get red?

you: ….yes, why?

bucky: your tongues are purple, you dumbasses.