May 31, 2025
Walker: Alright, everyone, we meet in the dining room at twenty-one hundred hours!
Bob: [Raises hand]
Walker: Nine o’clock.
Bob: [Lowers hand]
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Walker: Alright, everyone, we meet in the dining room at twenty-one hundred hours!
Bob: [Raises hand]
Walker: Nine o’clock.
Bob: [Lowers hand]
Bob: alright guys hug it out
*the Thunderbolts all struggle into a group hug*
John: who took my wallet?
Yelena: sorry
Yelena: Ava’s smiling, did something good happen?
Ava: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?
Bob: Walker tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning
Yelena: Welcome to the new avengers tower, Queen Shuri
Shuri: You smell that?
Yelena: Smell what?
Shuri: It smells like poor and BITCHLESS in here.
Bucky: Happy to see you too Shuri…
The Boys of Thunderbolts*
The Avengers: if it comes down to it, we’re ready to lay down our lives to save people
The Thunderbolts: we’re all like 5 seconds from running into oncoming traffic so let’s make this fast