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[starry-primrose]

Aloy: Erend, I've overridden a Slitherfang! What should I name him?

Zo: I’m sorry you've overridden a what now-

Erend: William Snakespear

[starry-primrose]

Zo: We call that a traumatic event.

Zo, turning to Aloy: Not a "bruh moment".

Zo, turning to Kotallo: Not a "major L".

Zo, turning to Erend: and not a "OOF LMAO".

[starry-primrose]

Zo: I’m a moderate, peaceful woman.

Beta: Five minutes ago, you threw a chair at Aloy and Erend.

Zo: That was a moderate, peaceful compromise from the table I was going to have Varl throw at them.

[starry-primrose]

Beta: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Zo: Sober

Alva: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Kotallo: Drunk

Erend: Wasted

Aloy: Dead

[starry-primrose]

Beta: How do Aloy and Erend get out of these messes?

Zo: They don't. They create an even bigger mess that cancels out the first mess

[starry-primrose]

Kotallo: What the hell is up with Erend? He's been lying on the ground for like 15 minutes.

Zo: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Kotallo: Why?

Zo: Aloy just laughed at his joke.

[starry-primrose]

Zo: Dammit, Erend!

Erend: What?! It wasn’t me!

Zo: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Aloy!

Aloy: Not me either.

Zo: Oh... Then who set the base on fire?

Kotallo: *whistles*

[starry-primrose]

"You know, you three have an incredible talent for turning a bad situation into a worst-case scenario."

-Zo, to Aloy, Erend and Varl