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Aloy: Erend, I've overridden a Slitherfang! What should I name him?

Zo: I’m sorry you've overridden a what now-

Erend: William Snakespear

Erend: I want to hear those three little words.

Aloy: I love you.

Erend: That’s sweet, but try again.

Aloy: Fine. I will behave.

Aloy: If you guys saw what I saw, you too would commit arson

Beta: What did you see exactly?

Aloy: The Horizon fandom

Aloy: The bar for "good idea" must have been set pretty low.

Erend: We’ve survived worse ideas.

Aloy: That's the sound the bar makes when it goes lower.

Zo: We call that a traumatic event.

Zo, turning to Aloy: Not a "bruh moment".

Zo, turning to Kotallo: Not a "major L".

Zo, turning to Erend: and not a "OOF LMAO".

Zo: I’m a moderate, peaceful woman.

Beta: Five minutes ago, you threw a chair at Aloy and Erend.

Zo: That was a moderate, peaceful compromise from the table I was going to have Varl throw at them.

Aloy: In my experience, Sylens can be very aggressive sometimes, so it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

Aloy, blowing an air horn at Sylens: GET FUCKED!

Aloy: Sorry I’m late.

Sylens: What happened?

Aloy: Nothing, I just really didn’t want to come.

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