#incorrect kotallo

[starry-primrose]

Zo: We call that a traumatic event.

Zo, turning to Aloy: Not a "bruh moment".

Zo, turning to Kotallo: Not a "major L".

Zo, turning to Erend: and not a "OOF LMAO".

[starry-primrose]

Beta: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Zo: Sober

Alva: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Kotallo: Drunk

Erend: Wasted

Aloy: Dead

[starry-primrose]

Kotallo: What the hell is up with Erend? He's been lying on the ground for like 15 minutes.

Zo: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Kotallo: Why?

Zo: Aloy just laughed at his joke.

[starry-primrose]

Erend: I’m just worried about Aloy. She should be here by now.

Kotallo: Oh for the love of- do you ever shut up about Aloy?! It’s always “Oh how’s Aloy?” “I can’t tonight, I’m hanging out with Aloy” “I’m so worried about Aloy.” and she’s always five fucking feet away from you, it’s pathetic!

Erend:

Erend: That was oddly personal.

Kotallo: Yeah I guess I’ve been holding that in for a while.

[starry-primrose]

Zo: Dammit, Erend!

Erend: What?! It wasn’t me!

Zo: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Aloy!

Aloy: Not me either.

Zo: Oh... Then who set the base on fire?

Kotallo: *whistles*

[starry-primrose]

Aloy: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Kotallo: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Varl: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Erend: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Zo: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

[starry-primrose]

Before blowing up the Bulwark

Aloy: [after explaining her battle plan] Any questions?

Kotallo: Yeah. Why was that nonsense?

Aloy: That wasn't really a question.

Kotallo: That wasn't really a plan.