#incorrect beta

[starry-primrose]

Aloy: If you guys saw what I saw, you too would commit arson

Beta: What did you see exactly?

Aloy: The Horizon fandom

[starry-primrose]

Zo: I’m a moderate, peaceful woman.

Beta: Five minutes ago, you threw a chair at Aloy and Erend.

Zo: That was a moderate, peaceful compromise from the table I was going to have Varl throw at them.

[starry-primrose]

Beta: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Zo: Sober

Alva: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Kotallo: Drunk

Erend: Wasted

Aloy: Dead

[starry-primrose]

Erend: [talking about Aloy at 3am] She could kill me and I’d thank her for it

Beta: [trying to sleep] I’d thank her for it too

[starry-primrose]

Beta: How do Aloy and Erend get out of these messes?

Zo: They don't. They create an even bigger mess that cancels out the first mess

[starry-primrose]

Beta: [starts screaming]

Aloy: Woah there, Beta. What's that all about?

Beta: Sorry, I just remembered my entire life.

[starry-primrose]

Beta: Would you stop this foolishness?!

Aloy: What foolishness would you like to see?

[starry-primrose]

[Aloy and Beta cooking]

Aloy: I think we’re doing good!

Beta: I think so too!

Erend:

Erend: The oven is on fire