Zashi Yumada

Sup, the name’s Zashi and I randomly post incorrect quotes before going MIA for a year Pronouns are he/they but may change Still hardcore ship Erasermic but Erasercloudmic and Zosan are slowly creeping in on the favorite spot. To add on, if you follow me, I’ll follow back!

[zashiyumada]

Zoro: Are you crying?

Sanji, sobbing: This book is so fucking sad.

Zoro: ...

Zoro: Curly, that’s a cook book.

Sanji, sobbing harder: I know, the recipes fucking suck.

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Sanji: My sexuality? Everyone knows I’m straight. I like girls and have dated many, you know? I don’t understand why it’s so hard to-

Zoro: *walks by*

Sanji: Fuck, I’m gay. I’m fucking gay as hell. I’m so gay.

[zashiyumada]

Sanji: You’re fucking stupid.

Zoro: That’s it?

Sanji, smirking: Give it a while. It’ll eat at you.

[later]

Zoro: Am I stupid?

Nami: Yup.

Zoro: Fuck that shit-cook!

[zashiyumada]

Sanji: I hate you!

Luffy: Nuh uh! This picture I drew of us holding hands proves you don’t!

[zashiyumada]

I made all of the Vinsmoke children a Jolly Roger 😭

[zashiyumada]

Zoro, wearing only boxers: G’morning, how’d you sleep?

Sanji, overwhelmed and unable to decide between good and okay: Gay.

[zashiyumada]

Sanji: This is a list of places the Marimo could’ve wondered off to

Nami:

Nami: Sanji, that’s a globe.

Sanji: Yeah… we have no fucking clue where he went.

[zashiyumada]

Nami: Exactly how dumb does Sanji think you are?

Zoro: Sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

[zashiyumada]

Sanji: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Zoro: Mine just says “Zoro, no.”

Sanji: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Sanji, watching Zoro sleep: He’s my life, my love, my everything. He looks so peaceful sleeping. I love him so much.

Zoro: *snores*

Sanji: I can’t fucking live like this!

[zashiyumada]

Sanji: Wait… are you flirting with me?

Zoro: I have been the whole time but thanks for noticing.

[zashiyumada]

Kidnapper: I have your boyfriend

Zoro: I don’t have a boyfriend…

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spat in my face?

Zoro: Oh my fuck, you have shit cook-

[zashiyumada]

Zoro: This date is boring.

Sanji: This isn’t a fucking date, shithead. I told you I was going to the store!

Zoro: Then why the hell did you invite me?

Sanji: I didn’t, moss for brains! I specifically told you “don’t come with me” and you said “don’t tell me what to do, shit-cook” and then you followed me here, idiot!

[starrygoose]

Comfort Character Tag

Tagged by @crosshairlovebot. Thanks, friend! 🤍

Cobb Vanth

Bilbo Baggins

Ahsoka Tano

Dr. Otto Octavius/Doc Ock

John Silver (Treasure Planet)

My list of honorable mentions would be hilariously long because there's so many more I'd put on this list in a heartbeat. 🥰

No pressure tagging: @red-winters @dantes-devil-huntress @kyber-hearts @sageislostinspring @iceman-kazansky @pineapple-wonderland @pcrushinnerd @daincrediblegg @cealyy

[moonsharkss]

Hi

1.Magolor

2.Luigi

3.Arven

4.Rayman

5.Ingo

@galaktianexplosion @that-fanperson-meg @stardustshimmer @rainnotliam (no pressure ofc)

[rainnotliam-deactivated20241006]

Wassup

Kamitani Hayato

Yohan (Johan) Seong

Samuel Seo

Volo

Beelzebub

@hausmalasada @yeehawbvby @ghirastars

(no pressure for y’all)

@spirirsstuff

(ABSOLUTE PRESSURE TO YOU YOU BETTER FUCKING SEE THIS YOU-)

[spirirsstuff]

bitch (affectionate)

1. Connor Murphy (Dear Evan Hansen) 2. Beam (Chainsaw Man) 3. Rantaro Amami (Danganronpa) 4. Sousuke Mitsuba (Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun) 5. Drew Jovel (Isaac Beamer Versus The Supernatural)

whoever wants to may join

[blog-classicalruby]

Wooooo thanks!!

1. Frisk (Undertale)

2. Mob (Mob psycho 100)

3. Yotsuya (Kiben Gakuha Yotsuya-senpai no kaidan)

4. Gyotaro (Demon Slayer)

5. Tsukishima (Haikyuu!)

@amberheavendremurr @arina-rushetalia @linaleeblog @smoula @themaddog1173 @water-petal @apthepotat @others

[apthepotat]

Thank ya for tagging ! :D

tho uh the thing is

.. uwu;; my comfort Characters are my own Ocs tbh

buttt uh-

tanjiro makes me happy and melt ?? I suppose XD

and Luigi brings me joy too

as well as Sonic and Tails

Connor from Detroit become human and Luther as well ishshshskaj :,) I love them Sm

uhhhhhh that’s it hshshshshs

so yeah if anyone else wanna do this go ahead :D

@artzy-ari @nniko-i @felix-fabulous

@y1kes-buddy /nfnfnfnf!!

[y1kes-buddy]

Thanks for tagging!! Mine are uhhh—

1. Canon Sans (Undertale)

2. Killer (One Piece)

3. Eustass “Captain” Kidd. (One Piece)

4. Inosuke (Demon Slayer)

5. Giyuu (Demon slayer)

Wooo!! Alrighty.

@zashiyumada @uniisheretoonowig @charliethechandelure

/nfnf have fun!

[zashiyumada]

Thanks for the tag!!! I’m bored so this should be fun! These are my current comfort characters.

1) Sanji (One Piece)

2) Zoro (One Piece)

3) Portgas D. Ace (One Piece)

4) Hizashi Yamada (My Hero Academia)

5) Shōta Aizawa (My Hero Academia)

Please don’t judge me for being in my One Piece phase 🙏

No pressure to do it!

@the-neighbors-kid @mrprincee0 @mac-in-chesse @imjustapurpleslushie-blog

[zashiyumada]

Guys send me more screen caps from one piece to go over. I’m addicted, please 🙏

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I made another…

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I saw it and thought of them ❤️