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Sanji: My sexuality? Everyone knows I’m straight. I like girls and have dated many, you know? I don’t understand why it’s so hard to-

Zoro: *walks by*

Sanji: Fuck, I’m gay. I’m fucking gay as hell. I’m so gay.

Sanji: You’re fucking stupid.

Zoro: That’s it?

Sanji, smirking: Give it a while. It’ll eat at you.

[later]

Zoro: Am I stupid?

Nami: Yup.

Zoro: Fuck that shit-cook!

Zoro, wearing only boxers: G’morning, how’d you sleep?

Sanji, overwhelmed and unable to decide between good and okay: Gay.

Sanji, watching Zoro sleep: He’s my life, my love, my everything. He looks so peaceful sleeping. I love him so much.

Zoro: *snores*

Sanji: I can’t fucking live like this!

I saw it and thought of them ❤️

Sanji: Wait… are you flirting with me?

Zoro: I have been the whole time but thanks for noticing.

Kidnapper: I have your boyfriend

Zoro: I don’t have a boyfriend…

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spat in my face?

Zoro: Oh my fuck, you have shit cook-

Sanji: Now that we’re in a relationship, your clothes are my clothes.

Sanji: So don’t ask why I’m wearing your shirt.

Sanji: It’s our shirt.

Zoro: Fine but when I come in here with your fluffy socks on, I don’t wanna hear shit.

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