#incorrect17quotes

[svteenbois]

Vernon: damn y’all be yeehawing around

Seokmin: haw yee doing

Vernon: man I’m doing great, yeehaw doing well

Minghao: I don’t think that’s how it supposed to go

Vernon: Alright, listen here kiddo,

Minghao: I’m older than you

Vernon: okay grandma, but listen here chief-

Seokmin: OH MY GOD MINGHAO DON’T KILL HIM

Jeonghan: Jesus Christ, that’s enough internet for today

[memeteenquotes]

vernon: saying “have a nice day” to someone sounds friendly

vernon: but saying “enjoy your next 24 hours” sounds threatening

[later]

seungcheol, to vernon: soonyoung just told me to enjoy my next 24 hours

seungcheol: what is he up to?

[svteenbois]

Junhui: someone punch me

Minghao: no wtf

-

Hansol: someone punch me

Seungkwan: soft or hard?

Hansol: enlighten me

-

Seungcheol: someone punch me

Jeonghan: are you okay

-

Soonyoung: someone punch me

Jihoon with his boxing gloves on: alright bitch come here

[svteenbois]

Soonyoung: Bet I can carry the whole world

Jihoon: that’s impossible

Soonyoung: *picks up jihoon*

Jihoon: oh

[memeteenquotes]

Chan: It’ll be fine, the snow is melting. I’m not gonna wreck your car

Seungcheol: *heavy sigh* Okay, fine. *hands over keys*

Chan: Thanks! ‘R’ is reverse; right?

[svteenbois]

[in the movies]

Wonwoo: did you sneak in any snacks?

Mingyu: bold of you to assume that I sneaked in a whole ass bag full of snacks

Woowoo: well did you?

Mingyu:

Mingyu: yeah hold on, do you want water? do you want chocolate or chips? I also brought candies because i know you love them

[svteenbois]

Seungcheol: damn my back hurts when i wake up every morning, got any tips?

Jeonghan: yeah i do,

Seungcheol: great! What is it-

Jeonghan: wake up in the afternoon then

Seungcheol: i-

[svteenbois]

Jeonghan: *sends a selfie* blessing you with my beauty, you’re welcome

Jihoon: no thanks

Seungkwan: no thanks

Vernon: no thanks

Mingyu: no thanks

Wonwoo: no thanks

Minghao: no thanks

Junhui: no thanks

Soonyoung: no thanks

Seokmin: no thanks

Joshua: no thanks

Chan: no thanks

Seungcheol: nice.