#incorrectalwayssunnyuotes

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mac: anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins

dennis: can't relate

charlie: why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

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dennis, momentarily pulling away from a tender kiss: wow...i'm really feeling a spark here, mac

mac, his mouth full of pop rocks: it's the pop rocks, babe

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mac: dennis, on a scale from 1 to 10 you're a 9. i'm the 1 you need

dennis: why am i not a 10

mac: did you not hear what i just said?

dennis: yeah i did and i'm pretty sure you didn't say i was a 10

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dennis: are you nervous?

mac: yes.

dennis: is this your first time?

mac: no, I've been nervous before.

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dennis: don’t say a word!

mac: ...fergalicious.

dennis: i said no words!

mac: oh, i see how it is. two weeks ago, playing scrabble, it wasn’t a word, but now it is. how convenient for you.

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charlie: dee made me call people and tell them she was dead to see how they'd react

dee: is she crying? is she crying?

charlie: a little

dee: you should be wailing, you stone cold bitch!

dee: now call my other grandma

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mac: my kink is when ppl actually care abt my feelings & what I have to say

dennis: too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us

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dee: they call me coffee cause i grind so fine.

mac: they call me coffee cause i keep you up past 2AM.

dennis: they call me coffee because i'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what i am.