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Nat: What’s your plan?

Peter: Panic. Then improvise…and probably panic some more.

Nat: You're definitely Tony’s kid.

1 year ago for Peter, 6 for Tony:

Peter: I’m not very good at improv. I like to have a script to go off.

Tony (lying): You held your own when we fought Cap.

Present:

Peter: My name is Peter Parker and I… would like a coffee.

*Steve walking to the bathroom with Bucky following him and yapping*

Bucky: What are we doing in here?

Steve: I was going to pee but you just kept following me.

Bucky: Where’s my party?

Steve: What party? For what? It’s not your birthday.

Bucky: Existing? Duh.

Steve: Bucky-

Tony, popping out of nowhere: Done, all organised! I love parties, did you know?

Peter: Loki is weird.

Thor: He’s my brother.

Peter: He stole my bed. And then offered it back…as long as I promised to look after a pet snake?

Thor: …He’s adopted.

Peter: Mr Stark, do you ever wish you didn’t have to save the world?

Tony: I do, every Tuesday.

Peter: Why on Tuesdays?

Tony: The shawarma place opens early.

Tony trying to build something for Bucky’s arm: How would you describe Bucky’s shoulders?

Steve: As his lover?

Tony: As an artist.

Peter: Apparently New York is going to have an earthquake.

Clint, his hearing aids off: Japan?!

Nat walks in and straight back out: Not today.

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