#source: markiplier

[thepitt-incorrect]

Whitaker: Hey, do you remember that time i accidentally walked around telling everyone i got a hentai tattoo instead of a henna tattoo?

Santos: you mean the best day of my life?

Santos: Yes, I recall

[projectquotemary]

Grace, turning a light on and off really fast: This is Morse code for ‘AHHHH!’

[incorrectbadkidz]

Gorgug: I don't think the screaming helped, but it felt right in the moment!

[starlightshadowsworld]

Kevin: What if I didn’t run? What if I’m not a coward? What if I want them to kill me? What if I want them to try?

Andrew (taking the bottle): Okay you’ve had enough tonight.

[acrazyvictorianscientist]

Medic: I think you’re just as pretty on the inside as you are on the outside.

Heavy: Awww-

Medic: And I’m gonna find out.

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

Janus: Hm... that's a problem... But not my fault. I did everything I could. Janus *points to Remus*: And you did to. Janus *turns to Orange*: Also why are you still here?

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: *laying back on a pool float*

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

N: V, is there anything nice you want to say to Uzi?

V: I’ve seen shorter people.

Uzi: ...