#incorrectfmabquotes

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Ling: Ya know, sometimes you just gotta enjoy the little things in life

Ling: *grabs Edward*

Edward, snarling: I hope you look forward to the grave

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hawkeye: I saw you turn into envy yesterday!!

envy pretending to be mustang: r-riza, it's not what you think!!

hawkeye: i won't hesitate, bitch! 

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Hawkeye, walking into the kitchen: Is something burning?

Mustang, leaning against the counter seductively: Just my desire for you

Hawkeye: Did you set the fucking toaster on fire just for a pun?

Mustang: ... Maybe

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Ed: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing

Ling: bUt Ya DiDn’T

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Alphonse: I guess Bubblegum Bitch is probably my favorite so-

Ed: (spits out drink) SO YOU DO KNOW WHAT CURSING IS, YOU LITTLE SHIT

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Edward, watching as Father puts the Philosphers Stone in Ling: I don’t know what ya- AHHHHH YOU BETTER STOP! STOP!BITCH STOP!

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Alphonse: Being kissed in your sleep is the purest form of love!!

Winry: Unless you’re home alone

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Ling: I would like to be Emperor someday, so no, I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once when I broke into Ed’s hotel room. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.