Pure Hell With A Side Of Anime

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Shinsou: Look, I’m going to be frank-

Kaminari: Can I still be Denki?

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Kirishima: In this world, it’s yeet or be yeeted.

Sero: Yeeten?

Ashido: Yoot

Kaminari: Yoted

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Hizashi: Hey Sho, is this whiskey or perfume?

Aizawa: *grabs the bottle and chugs it*

Aizawa: It’s perfume

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Bakugo: Eji, what was that?

Kirishima: Oh, nothing. My jacket fell.

Bakugo: That sounded a lot louder than a fucking jacket.

Kirishima: Um… I may have been in it when it fell.

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Midoriya: I think that we should make it illegal to be mean! Who’s with me?

Bakugo: Not me

Midoriya: In my world, you would be punished for these indiscretions.

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Midoriya: All Might, is it okay if I swear?

Toshinori: Umm… sure, Young Midoriya.

Midoriya: Fu-

Toshinori: Go ahead. It’s okay.

Midoriya: I’m nervous

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Kaminari: Everyone shut up! I’m trying to think!

Bakugo: Don’t think too hard! You don’t want to hurt yourself.

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Kaminari: If you aren’t kissing your cat on its soft little forehead, what are you even doing?

Shinsou: Yelling at her for eating plastic.

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Jonathan: I’m the proud owner of an IQ of 5 and a half!

Dio: Not for long

Jonathan: Please don’t. It’s the only thing that you haven’t taken from me yet.

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Shinsou: It costs $200 per session to go to therapy, but it only costs $0 to tell myself that “it be like that sometimes”

Midoriya: Hitoshi, no!

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Midoriya: You should make a foot scrub!

Todoroki: First of all, feet are pretty hard to make.

Todoroki: Second of all, please don’t call me ‘scrub’. You know that’s not my real name.

Midoriya: That’s not what I meant, Sho.

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Kirishima: What are some words with ‘meow’ in them?

Sero: Meowed

Kaminari: Meowing

Ashido: Meows

Bakugo: Homeowner

Sero: Why does this happen every time all of us sit down and have a conversation?

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Hikaru: What mouse walks on two legs?

Kyouya: Mickey.

Kaoru: Okay, what duck walks on two legs?

Kyouya: Donald.

Hikaru and Kaoru: Wrong! All ducks!

Kyouya:

Kyouya: Get out of this room before I kick you out myself.

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Midoriya: I ate 6 sandwiches in 4 minutes, and now I can’t move.

Aoyama: I can provide mouth to mouth, mon amie!

Midoriya: Please don’t extract any of my sandwiches

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Ray: I may be antisocial and unattractive

Emma: But?

Ray: That’s it

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Bakugo: Self care is traveling to America, breaking into NASA, and rocketing yourself directly into the void.

Kirishima:

Kirishima: How about a relaxing bath instead?

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Todoroki: I have noticed that Bastille and Hozier have nailed the “the World is ending. Let’s jam” vibe.

Jirou: Because the world is ending! If we don’t jam, then there is nothing left to do but cry!

Tokoyami: We as a species have reached the same level of nihilism as the band who played as the Titanic was sinking.