Jul 8, 2022
Levi: Hey honey.
Gajeel: Yeah?
Levi: I got you this *hard thud on the table* iron bar, fresh out of the forge.
Gajeel:...Dragon Daddy Likey
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Levi: Hey honey.
Gajeel: Yeah?
Levi: I got you this *hard thud on the table* iron bar, fresh out of the forge.
Gajeel:...Dragon Daddy Likey
Natsu: WENDY! GAJEEL!
Wendy: Y-yes Natsu-San?
Gajeel: Why you screaming this early in the morning.
Natsu: LOOK *Holds 3 Geckos, one is red, one grey, one white* It's like our dragons! I call mine Iggy!
Wendy: Oh my mavis, Grandy! *holds the white one softly*
Gajeel: You guys are children, as if *the grey one hops onto his hand*...M...Metali...
Natsu: Stop setting things on fire!
Ignia: What you gonna do little brother?
Natsu: First of all, no, only Zeref gets to call me that and second you can't set everything on fire and expect people to be ok with it!
Lucy: Uhm
Gray: *cough*
Wendy: Should we...
Erza: Let him have this one.
Mirajane: A classic way to win someones love is to play your or their song by the window.
Juvia: Juvin, juvin *nods, cut to her by Gray's window playing "I was made for lovin you" by KISS* Gray-sama! This song sings of our destiny!
Gray: Can't destiny wait till it's not 4AM?!
Gajeel: Sorry shrimp, couldn't find the book you asked for.
Levy: That is fine, so what did you do then?
Gajeel: I just left.
Levy: You...what?
Gajeel: I walked out.
Levy: Without buying anything? Did they look at you weird? Did they think you stole something?
Gajeel: Why would they think that???
Levy: I always panic bought something whenever I left a store! I didn't want to think I am weird!
Gajeel: They wouldn't give a shit! You are weird for buying stuff you didn't need!
Levy: I did need it!
Gajeel: No you didn't.
Levy:......ok fine I didn't but that is besides the point! Go back to the store and buy something, wipe your slate clean.
Gajeel: My slate is cleaner than the tap water we drink! And that shit's good, it's fresh mountain water!
Natsu: “What’s up guys? I’m back.” Zeref: “What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.” Natsu: “Death is a social construct.”
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Erza: You ready to concede?
Neinhart: What kind of a gorilla woman are you anyway?!
Jellal: *crashes through the wall* I heard Erza slander *Grand Chariot hand signs* and I won't stand for it.
Natsu: Here is the plan, Lucy goes in, seduces the owner, gets the key, we sneak in later tonight like ninjas, steal the scroll, zack boom pow home for late dinner.
Lucy: Why me...ok sure I'll do it *goes in, comes back out 5 minutes later*
Natsu: How did it go?!
Lucy: He is only interested in men...
Natsu: Ah...ok here is the plan, ice block goes in, seduces-
Gray: OI!