#incorrecthalepackquotes

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Sir so germs weren’t invented yet?

~ stiles at some point during

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Scott: why do the only words you know in Spanish are “don’t stop” , “harder” , and “more”?

Stiles: well you see...

Derek: *sweats nervously in the distance*

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Issac: hey stiles, could I talk to you about something?

Stiles: yeah absolutely! Is it about math? Lacrosse? Scarfs?

Issac: actually... I need relationship advice

Stiles, a certified bisexual disaster who first introduced himself to Derek as biles:uhh

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Stiles: I am so depressed Derek trying his best to cheer me up, he gave me this sticker just for waking up.

Scott: ew, it’s like you’re dating your teacher.

Stiles: I know it’s so hot.

Scott: ...

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Stiles after setting Derek’s loft on fire trying to make a bowl of cereal

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Érica:today in school this girl asked me when’s my text period I said five days, then she said ‘no...what’s your next class’

Derek:Erica- this is why you should ask ‘what do you mean?’ Before responding something like that.

Stiles: [ not being able to control his laughter ] FI-VE DAYS ! *drops on the floor wheezing*

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Stiles: do you ever want to talk about your feelings ?

Derek: no.

Issac: I do.

Stiles: I know you do, Issac.

Issac: I’m...im just sad.

Stiles: I know you are, Issac.

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Stiles: bro-

Derek: you had your tongue down my throat 5 minutes ago , don’t you fucking call me ‘bro’