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Jayce: Ren, kiss the prettiest one in the room.

Ren: Niklas?

Niklas: *blushing* Yes, Ren?

Ren: Move. I need to get to Anik.

Ren: I'm fine

Anik: You’re fine? That’s good. I’m going to put that on your tombstone. ‘He said he was fine. He was wrong’.

Niklas: Where’s Anik?

Ren: We just stepped out of the shower. He’ll be down in a minute.

Niklas: Did you just say ‘we’?

Ren: What?

Niklas: Did you just say ‘we stepped out of the shower’?

Ren: I said 'he’.

Ren: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic…I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Jayce: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.

Ren: Uh... hey, Jayce, can i ask you a question?

Jayce: Yes.

Ren: Why are we knocked out lying on the ground?

Jayce: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we were chilling.

Anik: I just wanted to say I'm sorry. I did not mean to hit you.

Niklas with a bloody nose: Really? It kinda feels like you did.

Ren: When's the last time anything went according to plan?

Jayce: I don't think there was a last time.

Anik: Be careful, okay?

Ren: Do I detect actual concern for my wellbeing?

Anik: Screw this up and I’ll kill you.

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