#incorrectitquotes

[overheardit]

kidnapper: i have your son

stan: i don't have a son

kidnapper: what? then who just asked for strawberry milk and a peanut butter sandwich with the crust cut off?

stan, turning to the losers: shit, guys they have eddie

[andaleduardo]

Eddie: I wanted to think of something clever but you're on my mind

Richie:

Eddie:

Richie: ...did you just flirt with me?

[nancywheeeler]

Bill to the Losers: There's absolutely nothing that can dent our impenetrable bond!

Stan: It's summer.

Bill: You're dead to me.

[nora-durst]

Bill: [pointing at a poster board] There’s only one thing worse than a killing clown. Bill: [rips off a paper to reveal the word “child” above “killing clown”] Bill: Boom Richie: A child Bill: No

[bote-debasura]

Eddie: *walking down the stairs* Is something burning…?

Richie: *leaning against the counter* Just my desire for you.

Eddie: Richie, the toaster is on fire.

[incestling]

Richie: Let’s just get back to your house so you can make me hot cocoa.

Eddie: Richie, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I will not make you hot cocoa.

Richie: But Eddie, I have a BRUISE!

[nero-neptune]

Richie: Eddie, tell him where he can stick his grapes.

Eddie: In the fridge.

Richie: No, Eddie.

[overheardit]

eddie: if you take an adderall and an antidepressant at the same time, you're brain takes a screenshot