#incorrectjikook

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Please i'm dying for an incorrect jikook quote

Jk: stop right there Park Jimin

Jm: what? Why are you wearing a police uniform?

Jk: you committed a big crime I need to arrest you

Jm: [getting handcuffed] lmao what crime

Jk: being way too sexy. You need to do your time now, come

[incorrectxbangtan]

Jungkook : I DO WHAT I WANT.

Jimin : I’m calling Jin hyung,

Jungkook : NO WAIT-

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Bts run episode [poetry game]

Yg: Alright let me hear what you got

Sj: roses are red. Violets are blue. God made me pretty. What happened to you!

Yg: as expected. Who else?

Nj: I am a dog. And you are a flower. I lift my leg up. And give you a shower!

Yg: now that was really unexpected coming from you. Who else?

Jk: L is for "laughter" we had along the way. O is for "optimism" you gave me every day. V is for "value" of being my best friend. E is for "eternity," a love that has no end.

Yg: wow jungkook thats actually really amazin-

Km: [passionately making out]

Yg:...

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Jm: got everything Jk: for example me

I wanted lol

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Sj: i love your top jungkook

Jm: thanks?

Jk: ehm..

Sj: ...not you jimin. I mean his shirt

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[KM playing pushing game]

Hs: push him!!

Nj: you go jungkook!

Sj: NOW JIMIN!

Jm: take this bith [slaps jungkooks chest]

Th:....

Jk: nice but how about this [slaps Jimins chest with elegance]

Yg:...thats not how the game works

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[Km in the morning waking up]

Jk: good morning my baby!

[Tries to give morning kiss]

Jm: [shoves jungkooks face away] since my breath smells, you can kiss the air

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Jk: can I see your hands?

Jm: sure

Jk: yes they're indeed pretty. Pretty 9 fingers

Jm: i have 10 fingers?

Jk: no 9

[Puts ring on jms ringfinger]

Jk: this one belongs to me