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Alec: Why did Max come up to me tonight with a vial in his hands and say "look what I can do!"

Magnus: Don't be mad, I was only teaching him a few things--

Alec: He threw the vial and set the couch on fire, Magnus. Fire!

Magnus: Aw, that couch was expensive!

Simon: Is infinity a number or a concept?

Lily: Whoa.

Raphael: Can we please just have a drink together one time without the deep thoughts?

Alec: Jace! So help me, if Max comes home from the Institute with a dagger one more time, I'll--

Jace: So THAT'S where my new daggers went!

Alec: Daggers? As in plural? Max only had one.

Jace: Well, but during throwing practice, I gave one to Rafe--

Jace: You know what, it's probably just in my gear jacket.

Magnus: What do you think of my outfit for the anniversary trip, Biscuit?

Clary: Magnus, all you're wearing is a speedo.

Magnus: Yes, that's true.

Clary: ...

Clary: Alec's gonna love it.

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