things will give alec high blood pressure in the wicked power
his husband is hiding the fact some angsty pining teenagers did necromancy together and the person they brought back might not be the same person who died. also his husband just went around with this ghost business now
his kids may burn the house down
his parabatai gonna meet one of the princes of hell, potentially the literal devil
his parabatai's evil alternate version just out and about, scheming, killing, warming the seelie queen's bed, whose son can be one of the 3 reasons the world gonna end
his carrot bestie may or may not get kidnapped by the evil parabatai
his other friend can get killed for trying to do Kahoots with inverted parabatai. what was she thinking, she should've known all blonds are evil
speaking of blond, one part of the angsty pining duo has so much hidden power, he fulfills the other reason to alec never getting a relaxing end of the world
the cohort would rather eat chalk and themselves than negotiate. the negotiations 70% gonna get sabotaged anyway
his new clave in exile is double booking all the jobs they can get. please someone give them funding
two brides, whom he hold very dearly in their heart, whom have completely different taste in decoration and fashion, are getting a double wedding, he gotta be the guest and officiate both
max spill watercolor in one of his birkin work bag
