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Thor: I’m not going to let you trick me again!
Loki: Are you sure? Have you read the small letters on the end of the contract?
Thor: The letters have the same size of an ant. You know I can’t read that!
Loki: It’s a marriage certificate, Thor. Congratulation! You just transferring half of the realm to my hands.
Thor: I demand a divorce!
Snape: Stop diverting me from my lessons.
Harry: It's called a kiss, Severus.
Graves: What is Grindelwald doing outside his cell?
Credence: I let him out. He wanted to watch the news.
Draco: Stop looking at me like that.
Harry: Like what?
Draco: Oh, please, as if I haven’t seen you check my butt twice during potion class.
Harry: You need glasses, Malfoy. I’m afraid it’s a serious case of myopia.
Draco: Really? Because it’s not my face you are looking at right now.
Harry: I'm in love with you.
Snape: Ten more points from Gryffindor for stating the obvious.
Snape: Potter, pray tell me what this candies are doing on my desk?
Harry: They are not mine.
Snape: Really? Like last valentine day's gift?
Harry: It was Ron idea of a joke.
Snape: And what about christmas? Let me guess, it was Mr. Finnigan?
Harry: No, it was actually Neville.
Snape: Really Potter? Longbottom doesn't know how to write his own name last alone an entire phrase.
Harry: He is having private lessons with Hermione. Anything is possible.
Graves: Tell me more about this creatures you set loose.
Newt: I brush the niffler’s hair two times a days and give him a gold teddy bear yesterday, the poor thing can’t sleep without something shinny. And the thunderbird only eats organic meat I buy on…
Graves: Mr. Scamander, you have been arrested for disturbing the citizens peace. Do you seriously thing their food type or grooming habits are important?
Hermione: I have good news. I'm pregnant!
Ron: I can't do it!
Hermione: What do you mean you can't?
Ron: I killed my last goldfish!
