#hpconversations

[thesaintanxiety]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[hpconversations]

Pansy: Sunbathing is definitely in my top 5 favorite activities. Hermione: What are the others? Pansy: Cursing things. Shutting stupid people down verbally. Bubble baths. Masturbating.

[devanofficial]

Hufflepuff: I bet you can’t make a sentence without using the letter A

Ravenclaw: You thought you just did something, didn’t you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but it is possible for numerous sentences to be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon

Slytherin: Then perish

Gryffindor: ... Fuck

[inevitablekickline]

the bare truth

[ based off this post by @hpconversations ]

[nerdylanddreamy]

Harry Potter characters watching the Crimes of Grindelwald

Hermione: Merlin's beard, Grindelwald was smart

Harry: Oh look, Dumbledore "can't" do the job

Neville: LeStRAnGe??

Ron: No, Neville! She's good she's good

Ginny: *chewing pop corn* Now That's some good action

*Nagini turns into snake*

Everyone: :o

*the end*

Everyone: :O

Harry: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[aru-dight]

My Girl

Draco: Granger, Can you solve this Arithmancy Equation?

Hermione: Yup, I'm your girl.

Draco: So you admit that now?

[accio-gradence-blog]

Snape: Are you flirting with me, Potter?

Harry: I’m trying to.

[minkpatronusrose-blog]

Hermione: Love, I have something to tell you...

Ron: OMG, you're pregnant!

Hermione: No, I'm...

Ron: OMG, you're sick.

Hermione: No, I'm...

Ron: OMG, you're dying.

Hermione: RONALD, LISTEN TO ME!

Ron:...

Hermione: *breaths deeply*

Hermione: I... f-forgot to make your lunch...

Ron: WHAT? THAT'S EVEN WORSE!