#incorrectncisquotes

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Nick: *bangs pen on table in frustraion

Ellie: stop that, how would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Nick: I-

Nick: I don’t know the correct answer to that question…

[charlieandluis4ver]

Ellie: Ok yes, I want Nick! I care about him ... I have loving feelings for Nick. But does that mean I'm in love with him? Do not!! of course not, that's ridiculous !!

Jack: It isn't, actually

Ellie: Oh my gosh ... I'm in love with Nick

Kasie: and we have a winner !!

Ellie * with a panicked face *: Why didn't they tell me?

Kasie: We thought you knew that.

Ellie: I ...

Jack: It's usually denial, you know ...

[charlieandluis4ver]

Ziva: How did you find me?

Nick: I saw an explosion and thought, "Now who could it be?"

Ziva: Really?

Nick: No. I just heard you scream "FUCK" very loudly while the bad guys cried like babies

[charlieandluis4ver]

Nick: That's ridiculous !! What makes you think I'm flirting with you?

Ellie: Why are you naked in my bed?

Nick: Don't try to change the subject, miss

[charlieandluis4ver]

Kasie: If it's a concussion, you have to keep it conscious, okay? Ask him questions ... You can do it !!

Ellie: What is nine times nine?

Kasie: It has to be things he knows!

[charlieandluis4ver]

Nick: I have a fever !!

Ellie: I'm going to take your temperature

Nick: Why don't you come and upload it with me, baby?

Ellie: Behave !!

[charlieandluis4ver]

McGee: Do you know what I would call speed of light if I had created Star Wars?

Nick: I want to know?

Kasie: I do!!

McGee: Yeet's speed.

Nick: And that is important because ...?

Kasie: your ignorance is SACRILEGE !!

[charlieandluis4ver]

Nick: Hey, will you get something out of my back pocket for me?

Kasie: huh? What am I getting out of this?

Nick: An opportunity to touch my butt?

Kasie * After raising an eyebrow *: Deal done !!