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Lou: Want to go to the cinema with me?

Debbie: If I’m allowed.

Lou: If you’re allowed?

Debbie: Snacks aren’t allowed in cinemas.

Debbie: Lou and I don’t have pet names for each other.

Tammy: Uh huh. Debbie, what do bees make?

Debbie: Honey?

Lou [from the other room]: Yes, baby?

Daphne: I like my coffee like I like my men

Daphne: I don’t drink coffee

Lou: You’re a lying,cheating piece of shit! You are not the woman I married.

Debbie: Then we’ll get divorced and I’m taking the kids.

Tammy:*slides Monopoly board away* I think it’s time to stop playing..

Lou: Don't worry, I have a few guns up my sleeve.

Amita: I think you mean tricks.

Debbie: She did not.

Lou (pulling guns out): I did not.

Lou: Make her pussy wet, not her eyes.

Daphne: Break her bed, not her heart.

Tammy: Play with her boobs, not her feelings.

Amita: Eat her out, not stress her out.

Rose: ...always salt your pasta while boiling it.

Tammy: The printer messed up the invitations! It's supposed to say "Debbie's birthday!"

Lou: Well, what does it say?

Tammy: “Debbie’s bi”.

Lou: ... That still works.

Debbie: Am I a bad girl?

Lou [deadpan]: Yeah, Debbie, you’re a bad girl.

Debbie: Oh yeah? So how bad am I?

Lou (remembering when Debbie said she didn’t want dessert and then ate Lou’s instead): You’re a fucking nightmare to be honest, Deb.

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