Sade Olutola
Keni
One Nice Bug Per Day
hello vonnie
Show & Tell
Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Andulka
DEAR READER
Three Goblin Art
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
tumblr dot com
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
styofa doing anything
#extradirty
Janaina Medeiros
cherry valley forever
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@iamthesockgod
why the bleeding hell would you choose “Miles shoplifts art supplies” when “Miles rolls up to the checkout counter fully suited-up like ‘hi im Spiderman and I’d like to buy these 180 markers please here’s my allowance- I mean my paycheck from my adult grownup job’” is infinitely cuter and funnier and also not racist
This is a strange way of colonialism repeating again
This is the future liberals (me) want
Hotch: you're a poor FBI agent if you don't think that people can surprise you
Reid: Not these people. Here. Watch; I know what everyone's gonna do tonight. It's Thursday, so Emily's gonna leave early to rehearse with her new dance group, 'Dancy Reagan', they're the first ladies of movement. JJ's gonna be going over her weekly budget. And Rossi will be attending a 'Pizza For One' cooking class.
Rossi: Tonight's menu; Pepper-Aloni.
Reid: And! If I run and leap at Morgan, he will most certainly, catch me in his arms. Coming in!
Morgan: No I'm holding hot coffee! *drops coffee cups to catch Reid*
T’Challa: There are many paths to the same place. Trust me. Tony: Just so you know, you sound like a fortune cookie.
CM Incorrect Quote #2
Spencer: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as ‘Eagle One’
Spencer: Derek is ‘Been There, Done That’
Spencer: Luke, ‘Currently Doing That’
Spencer: Rossi, ‘It Happened Once In A Dream’
Spencer: Emily, ‘If I Had To Pick A Girl’
Spencer: Hotch, your code name is ‘Eagle Two’
Hotch: Thank god
CM Incorrect Quote #75
Hotch: No one here’s a mole.
Strauss: How can you be so sure?
Hotch: Because I know these guys. I know everything about them.
Strauss: You’re a poor FBI agent if you think people can’t surprise you.
Hotch: Not these people. Here, watch this.
Hotch: It’s Thursday, so Emily’s gonna leave early to rehearse with her new dance group, the Nancy Reagans. They’re the first ladies of the movement. JJ’s going to be going over her weekly budget. And Spencer will be attending a “pizza for one” cooking class.
Reid: Tonight’s menu: Pepper-alone-i and I.
Hotch: And if I run and leap at Derek, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. *starts running*
Morgan: No wait I’m holding coffee!
Morgan: *drops coffee and catches Hotch*
cr: @cm-drabbles
Hotch: Emily do you wanna talk about your feelings?
Emily: no
Spencer: I want to talk about my feelings
Hotch: I know reid
Spencer: I’m sad
Hotch: I know reid
Natasha: Contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.
Clint: You don’t often hear “popular” and “decapitation” in the same sentence.
Debbie [on the phone with Lou]: You’re on speaker, so behave.
Lou: Or what, you’ll spank me?
Tammy:
Rose:
Daphne:
Constance:
Amita:
Nine Ball:
CM Incorrect Quote #23
Spencer: Okay guys, how do I ask someone out?
JJ: Roses are red, violets are blue, you should know my bed, has room for two.
Spencer: Oh my god, no.
Emily: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Spencer: Stop it.
Luke: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, I can make you scream.
Rossi: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory…
04×02
*sees flashing lights*
Reid: they ain’t comin for me cause i’m actually going the speed limit
Emily: also that’s an ambulance
Reid: Don’t say a word.
Morgan: …fergulous.
Reid: Morgan, I said no words.
Morgan: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it IS a word because it’s convenient for you.
Morgan: You have really nice hands, Reid.
Reid: Uhm…thank you?
Morgan: But I bet they’d look even better wrapped around my–
Rossi: WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD! AMEN!
Rossi: [Looks at wives 1-3] One taught me love.
Rossi: [Looks at Hotch] One taught me patience.
Rossi: [Looks at Prentiss, being egged on by Spencer, Garcia and Morgan into eating a Tide pod] One taught me kids are fuckinG STUPID EMILY PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD-
Morgan:*says something kinda stupid*
Garcia, to reid: how do we even tolerate him?
Reid: bold of you to assume I tolerate him.
Reid, Prentiss, and Morgan’s friendship → requested by anonymous.
