#incorrectspideychellequotes

[suplosers]

MJ: As the years went by, I learned to appreciate the little things

MJ: Peter, for example.

[incorrectspideychellequotes]

MJ: *sneezes*

Peter: Bless you.

MJ: Have you seen my face? I'm already blessed.

[spideychelleforever]

*Peter and MJ show up to prom... holding hands*

Flash: Omg. It happened. *points and laughs* PENIS PARKER AND MJ ARE DATING! HAHAHAHAA

Crowd:

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Crowd: *CHEERS LOUD AF*

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[suplosers]

Peter: I can’t believe we’re locked in this room together

MJ: *throwing a key out of the window* truly unfortunate

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Peter: *accidentally brushes MJ’s hand with his own*

MJ: *aggressively holds Peter’s hand* Fucking commit to it.

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MJ: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Liz: *points at Peter*

MJ: I said "something" not someone

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Flash: *throws open the door*

Flash: So you two ARE having sex!

MJ and Peter: *sitting on the bed, reading books*

MJ: We are? Peter, why didn't you tell me? I would've put down my book.

[spideychelleforever]

Peter: Come on MJ, I need your help!

MJ: *grabs a big ass can of Arizona Lemon iced tea* I'm listening until I finish this

Peter: Okay so I was really wanting to-

MJ: *is utterly draining the can in seconds*

MJ: *finishes it* K bye

Peter: 😱😱