Incorrect Spideychelle Quotes

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MJ: As the years went by, I learned to appreciate the little things

MJ: Peter, for example.

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Peter: I can’t believe we’re locked in this room together MJ: *throwing a key out of the window* truly unfortunate

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Peter: Do you like cats?

MJ: I love them

Peter, trying to impress her: *pushes her drink off the table*

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Peter: *accidentally brushes MJ’s hand with his own*

MJ: *aggressively holds Peter’s hand* Fucking commit to it.

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Ned: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

MJ: Hey Parker, how tall are you?

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MJ: *sneezes*

Peter: Bless you.

MJ: Have you seen my face? I'm already blessed.

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MJ: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Liz: *points at Peter*

MJ: I said “something” not someone

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MJ: Look, I’m really sorry, Peter. Let me make it up to you

MJ: *pulls Peter into a hug*

Peter: Wow. Thank you. That really means a lot to me

MJ: No problem

*several hours later*

Peter: Where the fuck is my wallet

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Peter: *starts talking about his problems

Peter: Are you seriously climbing out of the window right now?

MJ *with one foot outside of the window* …No.

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MJ: do you want a burger, I made it. There is extra pickles

Peter: of course!

Ned: *whispering* don’t eat that, you are allergic to pickles

Peter: shh, I don’t care, just call an ambulance after

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Liz: MJ, so if you had to fuck/marry/kill Peter-

MJ: Yes, all three

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Peter: THIS. IS. SUPPOSED. TO. BE. A. COSTUME. PARTY

MJ: I know, I dressed up.

Peter: *looking MJ up and down* Okay, what did you dress up as?

MJ:Your future girlfriend

Peter: …

MJ: …

Peter: …

MJ: *intense eyebrow wriggling*

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Betty: I’m cold

Ned: here, have my jacket

MJ: hey, I’m cold too

Peter: what? *taking off jacket* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piling scarves on MJ* now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and *taking somebody else’s hat* how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner!?

MJ: *smirks at her adorable loser*

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Flash: *throws open the door*

Flash: So you two ARE having sex!

MJ and Peter: *sitting on the bed, reading books*

MJ: We are? Peter, why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve put down my book.

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Ned: Okay guys, how do I ask Betty out?

Peter: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.

Ned: Oh my god, no!

Liz: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Ned: You too Liz?!?

MJ: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream. *winks at peter*

Ned: Fuck you all. I’m leaving.

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*Shopping in IKEA*

MJ: *staring at all the desks*

Peter: *walks up to her* What’re you doing?

MJ: I’m wondering which of them you’d look best pinned aga-

Peter: *slaps his hand over MJ’s mouth*

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MJ: Once during boot camp, I had a crush on this boy. So I bought him a bag of candy.

MJ: Later on, I saw him underneath a tree.

MJ: Then I threw the bag at him and ran away as fast as I could.

Ned: …

Liz: …

Peter: THAT WAS YOU?!?