MJ: As the years went by, I learned to appreciate the little things
MJ: Peter, for example.
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MJ: As the years went by, I learned to appreciate the little things
MJ: Peter, for example.
Peter: I can’t believe we’re locked in this room together MJ: *throwing a key out of the window* truly unfortunate
Peter: Do you like cats?
MJ: I love them
Peter, trying to impress her: *pushes her drink off the table*
Peter: *accidentally brushes MJ’s hand with his own*
MJ: *aggressively holds Peter’s hand* Fucking commit to it.
Ned: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
MJ: Hey Parker, how tall are you?
MJ: *sneezes*
Peter: Bless you.
MJ: Have you seen my face? I'm already blessed.
MJ: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?
Liz: *points at Peter*
MJ: I said “something” not someone
MJ: Look, I’m really sorry, Peter. Let me make it up to you
MJ: *pulls Peter into a hug*
Peter: Wow. Thank you. That really means a lot to me
MJ: No problem
*several hours later*
Peter: Where the fuck is my wallet
Peter: *starts talking about his problems
Peter: Are you seriously climbing out of the window right now?
MJ *with one foot outside of the window* …No.
MJ: do you want a burger, I made it. There is extra pickles
Peter: of course!
Ned: *whispering* don’t eat that, you are allergic to pickles
Peter: shh, I don’t care, just call an ambulance after
Liz: MJ, so if you had to fuck/marry/kill Peter-
MJ: Yes, all three
Peter: THIS. IS. SUPPOSED. TO. BE. A. COSTUME. PARTY
MJ: I know, I dressed up.
Peter: *looking MJ up and down* Okay, what did you dress up as?
MJ:Your future girlfriend
Peter: …
MJ: …
Peter: …
MJ: *intense eyebrow wriggling*
Betty: I’m cold
Ned: here, have my jacket
MJ: hey, I’m cold too
Peter: what? *taking off jacket* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piling scarves on MJ* now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and *taking somebody else’s hat* how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner!?
MJ: *smirks at her adorable loser*
Flash: *throws open the door*
Flash: So you two ARE having sex!
MJ and Peter: *sitting on the bed, reading books*
MJ: We are? Peter, why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve put down my book.
Ned: Okay guys, how do I ask Betty out?
Peter: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.
Ned: Oh my god, no!
Liz: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Ned: You too Liz?!?
MJ: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream. *winks at peter*
Ned: Fuck you all. I’m leaving.
*Shopping in IKEA*
MJ: *staring at all the desks*
Peter: *walks up to her* What’re you doing?
MJ: I’m wondering which of them you’d look best pinned aga-
Peter: *slaps his hand over MJ’s mouth*
MJ: Once during boot camp, I had a crush on this boy. So I bought him a bag of candy.
MJ: Later on, I saw him underneath a tree.
MJ: Then I threw the bag at him and ran away as fast as I could.
Ned: …
Liz: …
Peter: THAT WAS YOU?!?