Jun 19
Ryan: It’s funny how you and Lisa ended up married. Didn’t she hate you at first?
Carla: Lisa hates everybody at first. It’s her way of reaching out to people.
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Ryan: It’s funny how you and Lisa ended up married. Didn’t she hate you at first?
Carla: Lisa hates everybody at first. It’s her way of reaching out to people.
Lisa: Are we still on for tomorrow?
Carla: …You mean for our wedding?
Lisa: I’m just making sure!
Carla: Err sorry how do you know I'm great in bed?
Sally: We share a wall. Either you're great in bed or Lisa just likes agreeing with you a lot.
Lisa: *Chokes on her tea*
Carla: What the fuck is that?
Lisa: It's a baby.
Carla: I know, it's a fucking baby. What's it doing here?!!!
Betsy: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Ryan: Ridiculous. Give me one example.
Betsy: Spiders.
Lauren: Scorpions.
Carla: Lisa.
*Carla giving a tour of number six*
Carla: The kitchen is for high drama, the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure, and the doorway is for comedy.
Carla: There's a big sale going on right now.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Carla: In our room clothes are 100% off. *Winks*
Lisa: Oh is that so? *Winks*
Betsy: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER!!!
Betsy: Mum, can you give me some romantic advice?
Lisa: Look, just because I'm dating Carla doesn't mean I know how I did it.