Feb 21
Betsy: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Ryan: Ridiculous. Give me one example.
Betsy: Spiders.
Lauren: Scorpions.
Carla: Lisa.
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Betsy: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Ryan: Ridiculous. Give me one example.
Betsy: Spiders.
Lauren: Scorpions.
Carla: Lisa.
*Texting*
Carla: Where are you?
Lisa: I'm coming hoe.
Lisa: *home
*Message not delivered*
Lisa: *Home
*Message not delivered*
Lisa: *HOME
*Message not delivered*
Lisa: Fucking piece of shit.
Carla: *Typing*
Carla: Relationships should be 50/50. Lisa cooks us dinner while I sit at engagement island looking pretty.
Carla to Eva: Lisa legitimately asked me "What do I wear to meet Susie? Do I wear a suit?"
Lisa: I wondered if I should wear a suit because Susie should be impressed when she first meets me, right? Right? But then Carla said don't wear a suit.
Carla: Well, yeah.
Lisa: Why is it so funny?
Carla: Because then you asked if you should wear something soft so Susie would like it.
Lisa: Well what if she wants to hug me. I mean you can't wear spiky stuff.
Eva: Your instincts, while confused, are also so sweet.
Carla: I will now torture you.
Lisa: Kinky.
Carla: I think you are pretty and sweet.
Lisa: …Wait.
Carla: You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others.
Lisa: N-no!
Carla: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.
Lisa: I need a safe word!
Carla: Lisa… I have a kind of big question for you…
Lisa: Finally! You’re proposing!
Carla: How’d you know?
Lisa: You’ve dropped the ring five times since the start of our date.
Carla: …
Lisa: And I even handed it back to you once.
Shop assistant: Would a “Carla Connor” please come to the front desk?
Carla, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Shop assistant, pointing to Betsy and Ryan: I believe they belong to you?
Betsy and Ryan, simultaneously: We got lost.
Carla: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—
Betsy: I don’t have a sibling, but I kind of know what it’s like because I have you. You’re like my sibling.
Ryan: Really?
Betsy: Yeah. I think you’re kind of awkward to look at, you embarrass me all the time, and I wish I could trade you in for someone else. But I don't.
Ryan: 🥹