#incorrecttkcquotes

[ministry-of-fandomz]

[in a gc]

Sadie: *high* YOTE

Walt: 🤨

Sadie: YEET

Zia: *also high* YEETETH

Carter: …

Sadie: yOTETH bABY

Carter and Walt:

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When life gives you lemons...

Zia: Make lemonade!

Sadie: Squeeze them in your enemies’ eyes

Both Carter and Walt: nO- you make lemonade and open a lemonade stall

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Sadie: yO yAll

Carter: 🤨

Sadie: I’ve decided

Sadie: I shall stay awake

Sadie: And then go to sleep at 7am

Sadie: Then wake up in the evening

Carter:

Walt: nO sADIE-

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Felix: Has anyone seen my penguin?

Sadie: Nope

Felix: 🥺

[ministry-of-fandomz]

[in PE class]

PE Teacher: *talking* ... Beginners

Sadie: *starts laughing*

Carter: wHaT?

Sadie: I thought he said big anus i-

Carter:

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To the TKC characters: Do y’all blow your food when it’s too hot or do y’all just HASAFASHAFAS till you can chew it?

Zia: i blow my food till i can chew it

Sadie: nonsense, i just HASAFASHAFAS till i can chew it

Both Carter and Walt: wHAT-

I just blow my food till i can chew it, if you just HASAFASHAFAS your food, you’ll scald your throat.

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[Walt and Sadie in a conversation about ketchups]

Walt: Yeah. Never put ketchup in your eyes

Sadie: Buy and put it in your mouth instead

Walt:

Walt: *internally screaming*

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[After a workout]

Carter: OhWOW my sweat just went into my mouth, dAMN it’s salty

Walt:

Sadie: *trying not to laugh* UHM... did you know, sweat is 20% of your urine?

Carter: *rinses his mouth immediately* i- EWWWWW