#incorrectpjoquotes

[ministry-of-fandomz]

Headcannon that Nico used to drink coffee 24/7 but stopped because the large amount of caffeine in his stomach caused him severe gastric that Will had to give him a Doctor’s Note to get him to stop drinking coffee

[arnbrosiaarchive2]

[geekypotato]

Chiron, after getting a new phone: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?

Percy: What up?

Jason: Who dis be?

Leo: No she's dead this is her son.

[bluedoodles0]

Jason: Why are you stuffing garlic down your clothes?

Leo: so Dracula won't try to eat me.

Jason: Why would Dracula try to eat you?

Leo: He won't. Because the garlic--Are you even listening to me?

[bigglecakes]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[melonin4]

Piper: percy doesn’t seem very impressive??

Piper:

Piper:

Piper: but annabeth? hell yeah i’d hit that

[annabeth-graecus]

Annabeth: Have you ever noticed that the use of the subjunctive-

Percy: No. Already the answer is no

Annabeth: -is dwindling?

Percy: Nope.

Annabeth: Well, you just used it, and I like that about you

[incorrectquotespjo-blog]

Annabeth: I could sure stand to do something stupid.

Percy: I'm somethings stupid. Do me.