Oh! I don't have my teeth in!

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(Lucian needs a safer passage to keep meeting Sonja and hide his forged key to his collar)

Tanis: You need my help.                

Lucian: I wouldn't phrase it exactly like that.                

Tanis: Well, if you want my help, you better phrase it exactly like that.                

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Markus: *watching the exorcist*

Markus: *laughs*

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Eve: If you need me, I'll be hiding.                

David: Where?                

Eve: That's the whole point.                

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Varga: You surprise me. Under the facade of a heartless narcissist...                

Semira: Is a stone cold bitch.                

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Tanis: Must you always attack me with words?                

Selene: You want me to use him?   

*Michael, lurking just behind her in his hybrid form, glaring daggers at Tanis*             

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David: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Eve: The power to believe in myself?!

Selene: No, a knife! Stab it!

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Selene: I am very good at what I do. That’s not arrogance, that’s a fact.

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Sonja: Pass me a napkin.                

Tanis: Is milady's arm broken?                

Sonja: Yours is about to be.   

*Lucian, in the back, fighting for his life to hold back his laughter*             

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David: You’re a murderess!                

Semira, seething with rage: What did you call me?!                

David: I called you a murderess!                

Semira, calming down: Oh. I thought you called me a Methodist.                

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Selene: When I first met you, I did not like you.                

Varga: I'm aware of that.                

Selene: But then you and I fought on the same side.                

Varga: Uh-huh.                

Selene: It did not get better.                

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(After Semira orders all the recruits killed to frame Selene. Varga is less than thrilled about it all)

Semira: I mean, who would do something like this?                

Varga: I would! I begged you to do this!                

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Selene: You know, Kraven, sometimes I think you say things just to hear yourself talk.                

Kraven: What do you want me to do? Ignore myself?                

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Thomas: I'm asking you to let it go.                

Semira: And I really wish I was the kind of person who could do that.                

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David: Hey, I was wondering if you could help me out.                

Selene: Say no more. Here's a bunch of guns.                

David: Nope. Different thing.                

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Selene, relieved but also irritated: Michael, what was the one thing I asked you not to do tonight? Michael, bleeding internally and externally: Leave the compound… Selene: And what did you do? Michael, slowly and guiltily: Leave the compound.

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(During the raid)

Lucian: This isn't funny!                

Kraven: Who's laughing? Clearly not the lycans who just exploded.                

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David: I know your mother might seem cold and unfeeling—

Eve: But she really is cold and unfeeling?