dirt enthusiast
$LAYYYTER
Love Begins
@theartofmadeline
RMH
titsay
taylor price
Keni
Not today Justin
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art blog(derogatory)
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Xuebing Du
we're not kids anymore.
almost home
DEAR READER
Claire Keane
styofa doing anything
wallacepolsom
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@incorrectunderworldquotes
“ZOMG I ship you two SOOOO hard!!!”
You CANNOT tell Lucian wasn’t cackling in the afterlife when Selene cut Viktor’s head in half. He was full on on the floor, sobbing, breathlessly laughing at the irony of fate. I wish I could’ve seeing his reaction to Viktor being dead.
KATE BECKINSALE as SELENE
in UNDERWORLD (2003) dir. Len Wiseman
Michael : she can fix me.
Recently saw the first Underworld movie and Selene...
They deserved so much more.
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Michael after driving into someone:. “Oh My God, is he dead?!!”
Selene after checking and seeing it was Kraven. Lying down unconscious: “No.”
Michael, *breathes in relief*:
Selene: “run over him again”
Michael:…. “Alright”
Writing Prompt #250: You’re a vampire. As you’re walking down an alley, you find a pale-skinned, red-eyed child standing over the body of a kid who’s clearly just been murdered. Naturally, you assume this to be a young vampire and adopt them. Turns out, the kid is just a regular orphan with issues, but perhaps all they really need is just a parent who loves them.
Inktober day 2: Weave
Started a different pic, but it ran away from me. Here’s something simpler but I pulled out my colored markers.
LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
sometimes family is a wanted terrorist, her beautiful butch mom, and a small child with blue hair and pronouns
trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog
Michael: Here, Selene, I made you dinner as a peace offering.
Selene: Thank you, Michael, that’s-
Selene: Wait. What am I angry at you for?
Michael: …I’d hate to ruin the surprise.
Singed: A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it’s essentially immortal and you’ve damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die.
Lucian: Singed, stop texting me at three in the morning.
My friends all say I’m judgy, but I never listen to them or care what they say because they’re stupid idiots.
Erika
Lena: I’m not advocating murder, but if it happens it happens.
Marcus, to Selene: And I wanna let you know that I will destroy you in ways that are so creative, they will honor me for it at the Kennedy Center.
