#incorrectwtnvquotes

[not-mary-sue]

Cecil: Hey! Nobody gets to yell at my husband except me! And maybe my sister!

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Faceless Old Woman: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

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Cecil: Were you smoking?

Carlos: No

Cecil: Then what's with all the smoke in the air?

Carlos, who accidentally burnt a pan: Ok. You caught me. I was smoking a whole pack of cigarettes.

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Cecil: Due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer, I will be climbing up the trees and screaming in their absence.

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Intern Maureen : The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Intern Dana: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Cecil: Write that down!! I'm using it for the ad break!

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Josh: Some people are like slinkies.

Tamika: Explain?

Josh: Relatively useless, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

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Cecil: When I woke up I made breakfast, went for a jog, sacfriced to the blood gods, vaccumed and iron pressed the laundry

Intern Maureen: when I woke up, I spent an hour just waking up

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Carlos: What's for dinner honey?

Cecil: I can't tell you, it's a soup-rise

Carlos: Is it soup?

Cecil: I soup-pose it could be

Esteban: Enough with the soup puns

Cecil: You never soup-port my jokes

*After Dinner*

Esteban: It was flipping tacos