Where are Skeezy McEyebrow-scar and Buzzcut Boy in the hogwarts au?
/soft gasp/
skeezy mceyebrow-scar
is Such a gryffindor but the worst kind of gryffindor, the asshole jock gryffindor who goofs off in all his classes and picks fights with slytherins and absolutely would jump off the astronomy tower for a cookie
wand: sycamore [adventurous, easily bored, curious] with dragon heartstring
has the makings of a great chaser, but he’s kicked out of his quidditch team in his fifth year
his team is fucking sick of him starting fights in all of their matches and all the houses sign a petition to Get Anko Out of Quidditch
anko hangs up that petition over his bed like it’s the best thing he’s ever seen. a fucking testimonial on how awesome he is, the most badass gryffindor ever
muggleborn. loudly makes fun of purebloods, no matter the house. what’s up with all the incest you guys. points at a slytherin: “the inbreeding is strong with this one.”
though honestly anko’s not much better; he picks on younger gryffindors and calls hufflepuff the loser house
he stops calling them that when hufflepuff’s shachi and penguin destroy gryffindor in a quidditch match in his third year
is a regular in detention
ok he’s literally had detention every week for the past five years and he brags about it all the time
one day law let anko cheat off his test in exchange for his muscle in a plan to mug a bunch of blood purists on their way back from hogsmeade. he hangs with the crew ever since.
which works out great for anko, because he’s never really had friends in the first place
gryffindor’s Nerve Daring and Bravery is a lot to live up to, but he belongs there and he’s willing to prove it every goddamn day
buzzcut boy
isn’t a wizard
(he… doesn’t live in the castle, but sometimes visits the slytherin common room and says hi to sophie)
