#indapitts asks

[indapitts]

Love the idea of rabbot, who got married ages ago, getting frustrated at the law that you can only marry one person at a time and deciding to bypass that by adopting Dennis instead

yessssssss, lowkey obsessed with this

also to add to it, they just see adopting dennis as like a way to get him to have their last name but dennis has been listening to trinity call parker mommy for months and he immediately goes oh so they’re like MY daddy’s now and he brings this up over dinner and they’re both like what???? after a bit of talking, they go actually yeah that makes sense. robby does end up talking to his jack mandated therapist about it though.

[indapitts]

House visiting the Pitt

omg that’d be crazy. robby and house probably know each other from the numerous medical conferences house is forced to go to and jack would know of him at least so house would come in and the three of them would stand in the corner and chat until maybeeee dana or frank comes over and interrupts.

i bet frank would also be like are you fucking kidding me because robby and house are all chummy and house is popping pills like crazy. if wilson turned up as well, i think him and jack would make eyes at each other like people who have seen each other with very few clothes on do. what? wilson has a type.

[indapitts]

What's your top PittShip™️? I think mine is Rabbot. The narrowly-missing-suicide brothers. Hopped up on dangerous hobbies. They should kiss about it.

I really like Santos, though, I think she's my favorite character. She's such an angry fail lesbian. Loved when Garcia told her they could have sex and eat ramen but she didn't want to hear her workplace gripes. I want more of them.

hmmmmmm i think it would have to be hucklerabbot coz i love the old men with a controversially younger boyfriend trope. close second would have to be melsantos at the moment ngl. i really love both of them being autistic but like opposites and they sync really well and its like the she asked for no pickles meme.

my fav characters are the pittlings like whitaker, santos, mel and javadi and ironically my least favourite at the moment is robby because he keeps yelling at my babies. i like him more when he’s getting dommed by abbott and having to deal with brat dennis. this is way more info than i was planning on replying with lmao.

[indapitts]

I definitely am feeling kinda worried about Monica. I’ve seen a few other people say so too.

YAYYYYYY

lowkey thought i was overthinking it. she’s really giving vibes that shes gonna get dana in trouble as well coz dana got her the patches. and shes just giving bad vibes all around coz she wanted to kick roxie into the viewing room and now she’s talking to a bloody ice agent like they’re besties. somethings gonna happen with her i bet.