#indibama

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There WILL be Indibama fic about this

(psst go read my other fic about this :))

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Alabama: yeah I definitly married up

Alabama: I just think Indy had a momentary lapse in judgement.

Alabama: glad I exploited it though.

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Alabama is the kinda guy to get drunk and when Indiana tries to flirt with him he’s like “no thank you I have a wife” and he WILL NOT be convinced that she is his wife until he sobers up or sees their wedding photos

Illinois is the kinda dumbass to get drunk try flirting with NY and/or California get told “I already have a boyfriend” and then get all mopey on the other side of the room unaware he is the boyfriend

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Louisiana: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Florida: Um...Neat.

*later*

Florida, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Alabama. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Alabama, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Florida. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Indiana confessed his love for me?

Florida: Didn't you say 'roll tide'?

Alabama, closes the book and looks at the ceiling: I fucking said roll tide.

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every year the Midwest group chat gets flooded with videos & pictures of Alabama experiencing cold weather provided by Indiana who loves his bf and thinks he looks adorable and hilarious when cold. Always includes the annual "'Bama tries to be chivalrous and shovel the driveway for me and fails miserably somehow" video, everyones personal favorite.

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Indiana: Alabama isn’t picking up on my hints.

Ohio: What hints have you given him?

Indiana: Well, I think about him a lot.

Indiana: And sometimes I even think about talking to him.

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Indiana, coming up with excuses not to confess: I just don't know if dating 'Bama is a good idea Illi, I mean for one he's three years younger than me--

Illinois: and? I'm dating New York and he's 204 years older than me.

Indiana: you also have a daddy kink, we're talking about me right now.

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tagged by @hetagrammy for the otp ask game! I woah two answers and neither of them are for the fandom most of my mutuals are in? Crazy.

tagging @abcwordsurge @iron--and--blood @the-heaminator @sleepdeprivedsimp234 and anyone else who wants to :)

OTP: IndiBama

Fate: coworkers to casual sports rivals to married couple

Dynamic: HS sweethearts except they never went to HS. The Real Jack & Diane (NOT CLICKBAIT). Fellas is it normal to get turned on when her team (Notre Dame) beats your beloved football team (Crimson Tide) by 1 point in the 1973 Sugar Bowl.

Songs:

Jack & Diane - John Mellencamp

Fast Car - Tracey Chapman (or Luke Combs) (secret third version I want on the playlist the grammys performance where they sang it together)

Heads Carolina, Tails California - Jo Dee Messina

Runnin’ Outta Moonlight - Randy Houser

New Money - Walker Hayes

Home - Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros

Aesthetic: (idk why its so blurry 😭)

OTP: JudithBurg

Fate: Eloping and making their families Deal With It

Dynamic: forbidden lovers who get their happy ending! Bestest friends even after 30 years of marriage. Being nobility/wealthy in 1830s Germany their goal was “someone I tolerate” then they met each other and knew nothing else would ever be enough!

Songs:

Ordinary - Alex Warren

Tightrope - The Greatest Showman

Home (soft version) - Good Neighbors

Everything I Did to Get to You - Ben Platt

Until I Found You - Stephen Sanchez

aesthetic: