y'know after NY and Illinois got over themselves and were able to agree that they both liked someone else (the same someone else) while still liking each other Cal became the dense one. California in the early days of their relationship being like;
"yeah i'm really just sleeping with them, they don't actually like me haha. I mean they do always insist on dinner first, and we've gone to some movies and stuff, and York put his arm around me the same way he did Illi but that doesn't mean anything. They'll also like, offer to let me shower with them, and sleep in their bed, no they have a guest room so I don't know why they offer it, and insist I stay for breakfast or at least coffee. Oh and they took me out for my birthday, I mean it was kind of a surprise, the weekend before my actual Birthday Illi called and asked if I had plans for that night and when I said no he told me to wear something nice and what time they were picking me up. That's where I got this bracelet, it was a birthday present, yeah its gold... well its all I wear its not like its hard to guess. They get me stuff all the time, I mean I've told you about the flowers that have shown up randomly a few times from them, they're really so sweet. But no, no it's really just sex. Yeah, they have both told me they love me why do you ask?"
They are going to be a year into this bullshit and it'll just:
California: This might be crossing boundaries, and I'm sorry if it makes things weird but... I think I actually like like you both.
NY and Illinois, about to ask them to move in: ... what.
