- 𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑
❝ Being your friend should come with a warning label. ❞
❝ It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad game. ❞
❝ Are you mansplaining my power? ❞
❝ Emotion isn’t exactly your strong suit. ❞
❝ I don’t believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge. ❞
❝ Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. ❞
❝ There’s nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right. ❞
❝ Because trust and cooperation have always been the hallmarks of our relationship. ❞
❝ Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you. ❞
❝ I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior. ❞
❝ Not hugging is kind of our thing. ❞
❝ When the dance floor calls, you gotta answer. ❞
❝ Typically I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots, but yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards. ❞
❝ Except I won’t cry and whine like a child. ❞
❝ I can’t believe you were in a secret society and didn’t tell me. ❞
❝ You brought a gun to a sword fight. Probably the first smart decision you’ve made today. ❞
❝ Emotion equals weakness. ❞
❝ I find social media to be a soul sucking void of meaningless affirmation. ❞
❝ These are all traits of great writers. And serial killers. ❞
❝ Sometimes I act like I don’t care if people like me. Deep down, I secretly enjoy it. ❞
❝ I like to win. Is that so wrong? ❞
❝ For the record, I don't believe that I'm better than everyone else, just that I'm better than you. ❞
❝ Use the words 'little' and 'girl' to address me again and I can't guarantee your safety. ❞
❝ If he breaks your heart, I'll nail gun his. ❞
❝ You guys are making me nauseous. Not in a good way. ❞
❝ When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole. ❞
❝ You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it’s concealed. ❞
❝ Secrets are like zombies, they never truly die. ❞
❝ Tears don’t fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again. ❞
❝ Please, flattery will get you nowhere. ❞
❝ I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first. ❞
❝ Every day is all about me. This one just comes with cake and a bad song. ❞
❝ Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don’t do tears.❞
❝ It’s either they write our story or we do. You can’t have it both ways. ❞
❝ I don’t need your help or your pity. I already have a mother and a therapist. That’s enough torture, even for me. ❞
❝ I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them. ❞
❝ Friends are a liability and can be exploited. That makes them weaknesses. ❞
