#ineffable headcanons

[mrghostrat]

ineffable human headcanons: crowley creates vs aziraphale collects

i thought about doing a series of my human au headcanons, but i just don't have the drive at the moment. have this sketch for now, and pls join me in picturing crowley as any form of artist, writer, musician, sculptor, architect, engineer, programmer etc, inspired by his canonical creation of the stars 💕

[shades-o-grey]

- "I'd follow him to hell heaven and back

- I just wish He'd stop going"

- Crowley (probably)

Based on this post

[tujhse-raabta]

favourite azicrow tag/headcanon?

'didn't know they were married' is very close to my heart!!! preferably where it's Crowley who doesn't know lmao, that's just. infinitely precious.

I like domestic ace husbands<3 I also like qpr husbands, bcs AAAAVHFEOGKRKEOVOKEEVSWIVI anyways so

i also like seeing aziraphale jealous (Forgive Me) whereas Crowley's just nodding along to whatever the other guy's saying while daydreaming of weaving flowercrowns on a picnic with his angel

[itskathstyle]

Día 3 de la Ineffable Bureaucracy Week, y estoy escribiendo sobre comidas, pq estoy segura de que Lord Bee sí ensucia su infernal cuerpo con esas porquerías. @ineffablebureaucracyweek

"—Aquí tienes —le dice el arcángel poniendo un par de cervezas sobre la mesa —no tienes que consumirla.

Y entonces Beelzebub tiene que fingir que no se muere de ganas por tomarse esa cerveza y disfrutar de su paquete de papas".

En Ao3

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

En wattpad

Ineffable Bureaucracy week - Comida/Bebida (Beelzebub usa él)

Read Comida/Bebida (Beelzebub usa él) from the story Ineffable Bureaucracy week by Its-KathStyle with 3 reads. goodomen...

[the-ineffable-klep]

So no one can convince me that on their many visits to St James’s Park, Crowley and Aziraphale were never accosted by a swan.

Because St James’s has swans and swans are dicks, and they will fly at you with the fury of a thousand valkyries and end your entire family just for being in the same post code as them.

Crowley, well he’s used to angry monsters he’d probably just yeet bread into the distance with a ‘yeah yeah’ and deflect said raging beast. And it wouldn’t bother him.

But Aziraphale, despite being the Angel and the righteous one and all, Would Not Abide by this constant interruption. Trying to have a conversation and being hissed at and flapped at and charged up the path by a bloody swan and honestly how rude? Time and time again, and it’s a public park?

Crowley wouldn’t give two shits but eventually after a certain amount of time, Aziraphale would snap and just meet the hellbird head on and let his wings burst out behind him in an Angelic T-Pose of Winged Dominance and the swan would promptly shit itself and dive for cover while he yells smugly: “Yes! I expect so! Not so high and mighty now!”

And Crowley would be looking at him highkey surprised and lowkey turned on flailing wildly at the reams of humans milling about like: are you serious

And a bashful angel performed a lot of memory miracles that day.

Anyway, the swans of St James’s Park during the time of the show were always very well behaved and this is clearly why.

[forsomeonessake]

Headcanon: in the years between the Godfather Pact and actually becoming Nanny Ashtoreth, Crowley went all-in and took the full Norland Nanny course. The rest of her set weren't quite sure what to make of "Ash", with her dark glasses and her insistence on wearing the early 1900's Norland uniform, but they came to appreciate her special way with fractious toddlers, and her skills in self-defence and evasive driving.

[hireath24]

In the burning bookshop, Crowley gets thrown back by the water being shot through the window. He fell on his back, right? Exactly how he would have Fallen originally?

... Crowley fell for Aziraphale. That’s it, that’s the post

[mellary]

Recently I came across a scene from the "Good Omens" with Gavryusha's gang bullying Zira. I still do not understand how they can insult and BEAT THIS INNOCENT CLOUD. At that moment I had only one thought:

“WHERE IS YOUR bOyFriEnD WHEN HE IS SO NEEDED???!"