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[inexperiencedexpert]

I’m taking a week off from liveblogging Critical Role, folks. I need the me time.

[vethyourhalflingmother]

For the character ask thing, could you do our dear favorite goliath Grog Strongjaw?

1. sexuality headcanon: bisexual & aromantic

2. otp: lmaoooooo grog/kern the hammer. also grog/keyleth is cute as hell

3: brotp: GROG & PIKE!!!!!!! also grog & scanlan

4: notp: grog & craven edge, stay away from evil swords buddy

5. first headcanon that pops into my head: before grog was tossed from his herd for helping pike’s grandfather, he spend years growing discontent with the way things were going, though he could hardly put a word to why. he decided, at one point, that it wasn’t the herd that was the problem, but rather some family issues… and resolved that when his current family was gone, he’d never have one again. (this lasted all of five seconds as pike immediately became his sister after they met lmao)

6. favorite line from grog: grog says so many amazing things it’s really difficult to pick a favorite! im gonna cheat and say that every time he talks about how much he loves vox machina and how much they all mean to him is my favorite type of stuff he says

7. thing about grog that gives me secondhand embarrassment: i don’t think i get secondhand embarrassment from grog.

8. cinnamon roll or problematic fav? grog “let’s kill them” strongjaw is the definition of a problematic fav

[inexperiencedexpert]

I love your URL!! It made me chuckle a little bit :)

Thank you anon! I am glad my url made you happy.

[ladygwyndolin]

inexperiencedexpert replied to your post “every now and then i wanna post a snippet of my oc writing because i...”

I would love to hear about your characters, especially since you are passionate about them.

i might throw up some bios or lore or even snippets of actual narrative at some point

i’ve tried making 8tracks playlists to summarize a character’s narrative, for instance

[ladygwyndolin]

inexperiencedexpert replied to your post “MAN i wish i could draw because i just had the best idea for a drawing”

What is said idea?

imagine adolescent tracer sitting on her bed in her room with her walls plastered with tegan and sara posters and she’s got a boom box playing The Con and she’s just sobbing and going YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, THEY GET ME while a young McCree looks on very confused because god damn if that ain’t canon

[inexperiencedexpert]

Laying not in, but on a bed.

I am fully awake, resting on my bed in my parents’ house. It is 12:45 in the morning, and I am filled with fear. Fear that my parents will barge into my room without warrant and yell at me for whatever reason they have concocted at the moment. My parents are not terrible people, but in the summer, they lose their tempers rapidly. I continually hear movement outside my door, and I know not what lurks in the shadows. Hopefully it is just the wind, but I fear of something more. More deadly, more alive. Something alive that can disregard emotion and consequence. I cannot stop being awake, for my brain is designing worlds and societies, individuals and organizations, intertwining each topic to another. I cannot sleep for I am being creative, which worries me.

[inexperiencedexpert]

A truth.

Me: Guys, what tabletop rpg should we play next?

Friend: How about Mutants & Masterminds?

Me (Internally): This is the perfect opportunity to tell everyone about my own hyper-detailed comic-book universe, an extensive project that has been years in the making! Everyone shall see the true masterpiece I have creating for the last [x] years! Its true beauty shall be revealed, unsullied by any human exposure before! What could possibly go wrong?

Me: Are you sure about that?

[inexperiencedexpert]

I was tagged for this.

I was tagged by @smol-art-nerd​

Name: My name is not important.

Nickname: Expert

Gender: Fluid

Height: 6′ 3.5”

Sexual orientation: Ace

Romantic orientation: Towards women.

Time right now: 7:43 a.m.

Average hours of sleep: About seven, maybe eight if I am lucky.

Lucky number: 275

Last thing I googled: Z and W Bosons.

Number of blankets I sleep under: It ranges from zero to seven. I am not kidding.

Favorite fictional characters: Hermione Granger, Pearl, Wirt, Superman, etc.

Favorite famous people: George Orwell, Andy Warhol, William Shakespeare, Beyoncé Knowles, Christopher Walken, Kevin Spacey, Felicia Day, Neil Patrick Harris, etc.

Favorite books: 1984, Animal Farm, Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus, Treasure Island, anything by Shakespeare, J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, or Rick Riordan. Also, Gulliver’s Travels and Moby Dick. Favorite band/artists: Pentatonix, the Barenaked Ladies (who are fully-clothed men), Stromae, Jason Mraz, Lady Gaga, Walk the Moon, They Might Be Giants, Kopecky, most Motown, and that is not even including all the indie stuff Iisten to.

Dream trip: Traveling the world to see twenty-four hours worth of sunsets.

Dream job: Illustration, all while being a French/English translator and novelist. What I am currently wearing: Jeans and a gray-and-off-black striped t-shirt. I am so original.

Birthday: August 19th.

Relationship status: Maybe.

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Siblings: Baby Sister.

Favorite Color: Turquoise, but I like 25% gray for whatever reason.

Pets: An invisible dog named George. It is a long story.

Wake-up and Sleep time: Arise at 7:00 a.m. and resume sleeping activities at 11:30 p.m.

Lemonade or Iced Tea: Lemonade.

Coke or Pepsi: Caffeine allergy.

Day or Night: Night.

Text or Call: Text.

Makeup or Natural: Does face paint for cosplays count? Normally my face is unadorned with such things.

Met a celebrity: I have been to concerts, if that is what this is asking.

Smile or Eyes: Smiling indicates happiness, while eyes are typically present always. What does this question mean?

Light or Dark Hair: My hair is in the middle of these two extremes, so...

Shorter or Taller: I am a tall, awkward rectangle.

Intelligence or Attraction: What is this asking? Intelligence is very important, in my opinion.

Chapstick or Lipstick: I do not use either.

City or Country: Yes.