#infants tw

[valcaira]

Me, doing the bloody baron quest:

My fear of infants: hey :)

toss a coin to your witcher-

[whiskeyyoodles]

#infants tw #health talk #pregnancy #alcohol #drugs

Ok so our conspiracy theorist stoner at work who recently had his first child has been given my sister pregnancy tips and so far we have 1. Mints give you brain damage 2. A glass of red wine a day is way better than stressing about not having wine 3. Smoking weed thru pregnancy gives the baby 4 times better eyesight than a regular baby