So, I started Mass Effect 2 again. This time, I didn't load a Mass Effect 1 character. I wanted to give the game the chance to make choices for me that I would never make, just to try new things. Thus, Niamh Shepard was born. In case anyone is wondering, she looks like Karin Chakwas, only about twenty-five years younger. No, it was not deliberate. I would include screenshots, but I am technologically inept and haven't the faintest clue of where to start when it comes to taking them. In the process of creating Niamh, I also decided to switch up my class, from Infiltrator to Vanguard. That was probably a mistake. I've never, ever, in my whole life been so happy to get to the Collector ship and pick up extra training. I've missed you, my lovely Viper sniper rifle. In your absence, I have died a truly ridiculous number of times. I've gotten hit by things that never, ever would have gotten the chance to get close to me with you around. From now on, I swear I'll -
*Looks up* Um... sorry, folks. I'm a distance fighter, and I forget that there's such a thing as biotics when people are shooting at me, which makes me a truly terrible Vanguard.