#infiniteprobabilities

[ask-the-heir]

infiniteprobabilities replied to your post “How did you meet the Flaggelant? What got him so dedicated to you that...”

I like to think the iron crown carving is a Flagellant Friendship Bracelet

Is that so?

[exvind]

What is Darth Exvind thankful for this Thanksgiving

Are you kidding? The same thing he is always thankful for:A wiFe ThAt loVes me As muCH As I LovE hEr

ChilDrEn Who ArE EveRTHIng I coulD HAve Been And MORE And StiLL sEnd Cards

Power

FRieEndS whoA re nOT fAst ENouGH TO eScApE Me

Good HeLp

[ask-the-heir]

infiniteprobabilities replied to your post “I wonder your thoughts on some of the more...unsavory individuals you...”

In this house we love and respect 0 Crit! Bleed

He knows what he did in the Cove.

[kaxenart]

infiniteprobabilities replied to your post “well luckily for the heir, the abomination curse isnt bite contagious...”

I would love to see him as an actual teacup pomerabomination

okay but more seriously... 

[kaxenart]

My question to you is who on the roster is knitting the sweaters?

It’s either Butcher Bird, Grave Robber, or a random villager the heir won’t stop bothering. 

[exvind]

Valere would like her gift please

it is difficult to come up with surprises in the Paranoia Bunker of course but that shant stop the perpetual romantic that is Darth Exvind. Like the noble Opossum, he will utilize his environment to provide something truly spectacular.

Yes, she is the expert on the subject

But damn if he doesn’t know how to use a needle, thread, and tearing the semi-sentient force spirits of those long dead. 

It may be no Flesh Quilt, nor Friendship Monument - but damn if the artist in him will settle for anything less. For Sithmas this year, tis the Ghost Snuggie.

The unliving, bound, sewn-together essences of powerful Force Sensitives long dead with screaming non mouths sealed with tight stitches and woven together in a horrible amalgation to deprive them of sense of self or anything good in the world but FEELING BETTER THAN SILK yES loVe you hoNEy.

[exvind]

For Sithmas, Valere gets Exvind a previously unknown species. It's vaguely humanoid and has a tendency to shift into the sixth dimension every now and then. No tentacles on this one, but it does have noneuclidian angles. It's a baby and needs to be fed its weight in fatty tissue daily :3

[exvind]

on the one hand you're absolutely right about that Exvind post but on the other hand this leads my brain to the inevitable conclusion that he and Valere have knocked the ol' boots and I hate that

Well. Yeah. Because literally every image of them together is supposed to induce horror and revulsion and nightmares? As planned?!